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Discussion in 'Tottenham Hotspur' started by Spurlock, Jan 2, 2012.

  1. Diego

    Diego Lone Ranger

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    They have a clause that states if we miss CL on two consecutive occasions the payment drops by 30%. By winning the EL we qualified for the CL meaning we only missed one season.
    LvG was sacked for missing out on CL and not looking like he would make it the following year either.
     
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  2. Dier Hard

    Dier Hard G'day mate!

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    RCL's reverse-psychology pessimism has become famous on the Spurs board, so much so that many posters now try and follow suit and claim to be doing an "RCL" in the hope they too can help influence a positive reaction from Spurs.

    It's a thing of beauty to be honest. We all love RCL... And his piss socks.
     
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  3. Diego

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    He also does a mean matchday thread :bandit:
     
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  4. remembercolinlee

    remembercolinlee Well-Known Member

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    sometime last season a new poster on our boards asked why people liked my miserable bastard posts <laugh>
     
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  5. remembercolinlee

    remembercolinlee Well-Known Member

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    TBH I can not believe they ain't banned me after 18 months of them <laugh>
     
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  6. Diego

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    Why would they ban you, they can't be arsed doing one and besides, they are not only funny but accurate too <laugh>
     
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  7. BobbyD

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    Oh I know u do the pessimism jinxy thing in match as a joke.

    Just thought I saw it post match a few times but must have got the wrong man. <ok>
     
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  8. "Thanks for that Brian"

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    I don't think that it's coincidence that these blokes are all Spurs fans....

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    Michael McIntyre

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    Micky Flanagan

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    Harry Enfield & Paul Whitehouse

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    Phil Cornwell

    ...and of course, the greatest....

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    Peter Cook....I never was sure of Dud.
     
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  9. BobbyD

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    Lol pretty sure a lot of the people I read here do not like Michael mackintyre <laugh>

    Don't mind him myself personally
     
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  10. "Thanks for that Brian"

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    He isn't for me but the kids like him.
     
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  11. littleDinosaurLuke

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    Yeah, I'd disown McIntyre :confused:
     
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  12. The RDBD

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    BobbyD's wife won't let him have a "man drawer" ,
     
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  13. "Thanks for that Brian"

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    Has he been allowed to keep his testicles?

    Bobby, is this true?
     
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  14. Dier Hard

    Dier Hard G'day mate!

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    McIntyre was so much funnier before he got really famous. His first couple of standups were quality, he's become pretty predictable now and I can't stand predictable comedy.

    Saw Paul Whitehouse outside WHL a few years back, was after one of the derbies, think it was the 5-3 win over Chelsea on new years day so naturally I was off my tree on charlie and booze so opted against asking him for a pic while I was slurring words and trying to stop my jaw moving about. Kind of impressed I actually chose the smart option considering the state I was in. IIRC, it was that same night my cousin ran into the side of a moving bus and done some pirouette off it <laugh>
     
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  15. "Thanks for that Brian"

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    It's been leaked that Arsenal are contractually obligated to pay Aubameyang a £2.25m Champions League bonus for next season......despite not actually being in the competition. It's little wonder that The Wheelchair is being asked to take a pay cut and they couldn't afford to buy a defender that was capable of defending.
     
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  16. Dier Hard

    Dier Hard G'day mate!

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    There’s been conflicting rumours about what their new manager will have to spend, too.

    Some that they’ll have a nice wedge to play with but others say it’ll be a relatively small budget due to the money spent on Laca, Auba plus the mega new deal for Ozil. If that’s true, they’re right up **** creek because that squad needs a major overhaul, especially defensively, if they’re to begin their hunt on reclaiming top four status. With no CL football again, will be quite interesting to see how they do this summer.
     
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    Not sure I understand this bantz. <confused> . Lost on me on where that come from
     
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  18. BobbyD

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    Related to one of the comedians above? Must be before my time
     
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  19. Dier Hard

    Dier Hard G'day mate!

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    How old are you, Bob? Get the feeling you’re around my age.
     
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  20. BobbyD

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    32 . Yes think there's a few of us around that age round here.
     
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