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Remember Cavani's display against Arsenal, where he spurned chance after chance to finish the game off?
He scored four goals in the first half for PSG yesterday, as they ran out 6-0 winners against Caen. <doh>
Bloody useless.
 
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Nacer Chadli puts a penalty in against the Spammers. 1-0. Thanks, Nacer. A few more losses and they won't need more stewards as there should be plenty of empty parts of the ground to allow UFC during matches.
 
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From the BBC's live PL Watch:

Time for a little bit of Wilshere watch. Bournemouth's on-loan midfielder has shown a couple of flashes in the Man City half, but then gives away a sloppy free-kick on the edge of his own box. Kevin De Bruyne stands over the ball..

GOAL - Man City 1-0 Bournemouth

Kevin de Bruyne

Posted at15:15

Oh, Jack! What a ****er you are.
 
The Spammers are now 3-0 down. As funny as it is, and it's bloody hilarious, watching our money being wasted on the crap that they've signed and knowing that when they get relegated, we'll all be paying an extra £1.25m towards the upkeep of the athletic stadium they're sullying, is pissing me off!
 
The Spammers are now 3-0 down. As funny as it is, and it's bloody hilarious, watching our money being wasted on the crap that they've signed and knowing that when they get relegated, we'll all be paying an extra £1.25m towards the upkeep of the athletic stadium they're sullying, is pissing me off!
I really should set up a Patreon account for my Sponsor A Bulldozer plan...
 
Andrew in Southend: 6 years ago we were 3-0 down against West Brom and drew 3-3... who's to say it won't happen again?

<laugh> It's four and five is surely on its way, Andrew.
 
Andrew in Southend: 6 years ago we were 3-0 down against West Brom and drew 3-3... who's to say it won't happen again?

<laugh> It's four and five is surely on its way, Andrew.
Well there's a five goal aggregate

On the subject of aggregate, if you want to see the White Elephant reduced to rubble, please give £25 to Sponsor A Bulldozer
 
Statements of intent from City and Arsenal. Leicester's result can't be underscored either.
 
West Brom 4-2 West Ham

Posted at17:28
Slaven Bilic always has the demeanour of a bloke who has just been told his car needs £750 worth of repairs to pass its MOT. So imagine how miserable he is tonight. His voice is more gravelly. Baggy eyes even saggier.


"Slaven, it's a write-off mate. I'll give you £25 for the scrap."
 
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The Goalkeeping **** Up Challenge trophy being competed for by both 'keepers at Goodison. 1-1 so far.

Edit: I think the third Everton goal qualifies as Valdez' second howler. 1-2.
 
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