Rival watch

Rondon has opened his account against Stoke Ci. That's Stoke City minus two characters. Sorry.
Bournemouth lead Leicester and Villa have come back from an early setback to lead Sunderland 2-1.
Chelsea have failed to breakdown Palace, who might test them on the break in the second half, if this remains the same.

 

Rodgers will come under tremendous pressure after today.

 

Here's some more nightmare fuel...

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Why do I suddenly hear the strains of Mike Oldfield's "Tubular Bells" playing inside my head?

 

Red Card for World Class Coutinho

 

Seems all our defensive old boys have conceded two: Watford 2-0 down to City, while Sunderland 2-2 with Villa

 

But was it a world class red card? Watch MOTD tonight to find out!...

Poor old Brenda, the dole queue beckons, I fear!...

 

Palace go 1 up at Chelsea!

 

Superb work from Palace! They go second and put more pressure on The Smug One.

Wonder which ineffectual underling is going to suffer this time? If I was a ball-boy, I'd keep well out of Mourhino's way!

 

Bugger, Falcao just scored. Now all he needs is three more goals this season to match his tally under the managerial "genius" Louis van Galling

***EDIT***

...and, as soon as I post that, Joel Ward makes it 2-1 to Palace!

 

Palace respond by stepping through the gears and go back into the lead!

P45 still in the post for The Smug One!

 

hope Maureen's got the blood pressure meds handy. The cat better stay out of the way tonight!..

 

His own pride will force the "specialist in failure" jibe that he made against Wenger to burn very brightly in his mind's eye. It will be hurting him, even as I write this, and the pain will only get worse.

 

If West Ham can get into Europe for winning the Fair Play League, then can they get relegated for finishing bottom?
How many reds is that now? Has to be some kind of record.

 

Palace played very well and deserve their victory.

 

Poor Chavski. Nine goals conceded in four games, and now eight points behind City! I can see The gangster's cheque book taking a bashing by Tuesday night!..

 

That's the Spanners' first win at Klanfield for 53 years.

Rodgers is breaking more records than "king" Kenny!

 

Diafra Sakho continues his week of terrorising bitches, scoring a third against the Scouse.
#RodgersOut

 

Lovren!

Some of the funniest defending i've ever seen. He did a back 4's worth of mistakes all on his own.

Plus, he looks a little chubby. Maybe it was just the clip/shirt

 

I'm sure we can help: http://metro.co.uk/2015/03/28/chels...f-tottenham-misfit-emmanuel-adebayor-5124436/