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Come on, Bournemouth!

A lot of Spanners are complaining that they can beat Arsenal but not Leicester or Bournemouth. However, what they haven't considered is the fact that Arsenal are utter ****e!
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Can't think why...
 
The Spanners were too ****-witted to see that Big Sam was the best manager they could possibly have.

You get ideas above your station, and what happens? That's right, you trail 0-2, at home, against Bournemouth!
 
Even lowly Bournemouth found the form to beat a minnow side away. Yet, for the mighty Spurs, it seems like the hardest thing in the world!
 
All three promoted clubs are playing with no fear, great to see. <cheers> Bilic has only been hired for being a "west ham man", he done a decent job with Croatia but an inferior premier manager to Big Sam, the spammers ****ed up hiring him.
 
Manchester United have not given up hope of signing Real Madrid forward Gareth Bale, 26, in the current transfer window.
(People)

What part of "**** off!" doesn't Glazier understand?

And, let's suppose for a brief moment, that Real was prepared to even consider selling one of the top 5 best players in the world, what do you reckon would be Bale's thoughts on the matter?

Benitez: "Bale, you can keep playing with Pepe, Ramos, Marcelo, Modric, Rodrigruez, Benzema, and Ronaldo, in a land of permanent sunshine, and on one of the greatest stages ever to grace this Earth, or... you can go to Salford, in the North of England, the scab on the arse of humanity, and play with a Shrek look-a-like and Fellani. The choice is your, son!"
 
John Terry, 34, fears for his Chelsea future after inquiries were made over Real Madrid's 22-year-old Raphael Varane.
(Mail on Sunday)

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Varane, if he avoids serious injury, has at least 12 years playing ahead of him. Does John Terry think he's going to be playing for Chelsea until he's 46?

He saw, like we all did, how Chelsea treated Lampard. He's knows what's coming, and it isn't going to be pretty.
 
"Arsenal manager Arsene Wenger believes his side can capitalise on the turnover of talent at Barcelona and Real Madrid, explaining that the competition for places is the reason he was able to sign Alexis Sanchez and Mesut Ozil"

No, Arsene, the only reason you were able to sign those players was because those clubs needed to adjust their FFP balance sheets after the big money signings of Neymar and Bale respectively - and since FFP has now been relaxed, we're back to the state of affairs from a few years ago when the only players from those clubs signing for Premier League teams are their cast-offs, with Pedro leading the charge.
 
Wenger just doesn't get it, does he! The idea that the elite clubs, such as Barca and Real are going to let a club like Arsenal get even a sniff of the best talent, is utterly laughable! If Ozil and Sanchez were that good, why on Earth would they want to go to a club that has never won the CL? They must know that they were got rid of by the elite club because they were not good enough; and playing for Arsenal is marginally better than playing for, say, Stoke.

That's all it is, Wenger! Don't get a hard on, thinking that you're going to pick up any players who are going to enable you to find an easy route to glory. It ain't going to happen, son.