That does sound like Hugo has a real Spur mindset, doesn't it? That combination of bitter disappointment and a willingness to tempt fate by saying we've hit rock bottom, the only way is up.
There's a rumour in the media today that Jack Colback is going to do a Judas and go from Sunderland to Newcastle on a free in the summer. He's already ginger. How unpopular does he want to be?
Alcaraz has put Southampton 1-0 up against Everton after 54 seconds. Only problem is that he's playing for the Toffees. It was Everton's second touch of the ball. That's a start that even we'd struggle to match!
Southampton go 2-0 up with a brace from OG. Coleman nets this time, as he puts a cross into his own net, having been unsighted by two of his colleagues. The home fans break into song. "We've got your back four, we've got your back four, who need Rodriguez, we've got your back four!" Impressively quick reaction from them.
Everton with two quality finishes to beat...Tim Howard. The Toffees showing us how it's done today. With the CL close enough to taste, they don't just shoot themselves in the foot, they empty the whole revolver. With the sacking of Moyes and Everton pressing the self-destruct button, both fifth and seventh look likelier. Lukaku misses a header he should have buried.
Everton seem to be out-doing Arsenal in the end-of-season bottle-job stakes. We could finish a mighty 5th, at this rate!
Bony scores another for Swansea to put them ahead against a frankly dire Villa side. Lambert might be on the way out, if they keep up their current form.
Fulham made a double substitution at half-time to try and break the deadlock and it's worked. Dejagah puts them 1-0 up. He replaced Holtby.
Hull get one back at Craven Cottage and the home fans will have a nervous last 15 minutes or so. Jelavic.
Sickener for Magath, as Shane Long puts Hull level and Fulham back in the relegation zone. The German disciplinarian will be furious.
Bony makes it 4-1 to Swansea from the spot, with Marvin Emnes winning another penalty. Looks like a useful weapon for them late on, running at tired legs. West Ham lose again. Shame.
