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[astro]

Mourinho says he's willing to meet @Tobes 's valuation for Stones

http://www.theguardian.com/football/2015/jul/17/chelsea-jose-mourinho-john-stones-everton

 

[Stan]

Things we already knew but were confirmed last night:

Man Utd's defence does not exist
Man Utd got away with the most stonewall penalty ever not being awarded
Depay is awful, so Januzaj won't be allowed to leave
Schneiderlin is their best signing, Schweinsteiger just there for the pension

You got up at 4am to watch United's pre season friendly?

 

[Treble]

Things we already knew but were confirmed last night:

Man Utd's defence does not exist
Man Utd got away with the most stonewall penalty ever not being awarded
Depay is awful, so Januzaj won't be allowed to leave
Schneiderlin is their best signing, Schweinsteiger just there for the pension

You have nothing to worry about then. I look forward to your graph next season

 

[astro]

You have nothing to worry about then. I look forward to your graph next season

I have things to [HASHTAG]#worry[/HASHTAG] about, but Man Utd isn't one of them

 

[Skylarker]

99 Problems but UTD aint 1

 

[johnsonsbaby]

Was it a free kick? Or penalty?

No it was from open play

 

[Treble]

I have things to [HASHTAG]#worry[/HASHTAG] about, but Man Utd isn't one of them

I can smell the fear from here mate

 

[Treble]

99 Problems but UTD aint 1

Are those 99 your squad?

 

[astro]

I can smell the fear from here mate

Smells don't transfer over the internet, must be on your end

 

[astro]

Are those 99 your squad?

Our first team squad is only 49

 

[Treble]

Smells don't transfer over the internet, must be on your end

It's called a figure of speech mate. But when I wake up at 4am to watch your players you'll have a point

 

[Treble]

Our first team squad is only 49

Tell that to Skylarker. Must just seem like 99 with the amount of dross you're accumulating

 

[Skylarker]

Are those 99 your squad?

No that's just 25 of them


or maybe 49

 

[Bodinki]

We get this pantomime every year with you guys....

Smell the fear....
You are worried
Your team is ****
Your signings wont gel
blah blah

A staple of the Not606 pre season

Love it

 

[Treble]

We get this pantomime every year with you guys....

Smell the fear....
You are worried
Your team is ****
Your signings wont gel
blah blah

A staple of the Not606 pre season

Love it

Yeh and you commentating on it all. Just 'like' the posts like normal folk!

 

[Bodinki]

Yeh and you commentating on it all. Just 'like' the posts like normal folk!

I more than like it.
And of course there is the cock end that goes tribal and lambasts a rival fan paying them a compliment.
Thought Shteve usually reserves that role

 

[Treble]

I more than like it.
And of course there is the cock end that goes tribal and lambasts a rival fan paying them a compliment.
Thought Shteve usually reserves that role

Could be worse , it could be UIR

 

[UnitedinRed]

Things we already knew but were confirmed last night:

Man Utd's defence does not exist
Man Utd got away with the most stonewall penalty ever not being awarded
Depay is awful, so Januzaj won't be allowed to leave
Schneiderlin is their best signing, Schweinsteiger just there for the pension

Astro will spend much of this season 'on holiday'

Thats all we know about this season

 

[UnitedinRed]

I have things to [HASHTAG]#worry[/HASHTAG] about, but Man Utd isn't one of them

Baggage and sunscreen right? For all you 'holidays' wink wink...?

 

[UnitedinRed]

Our first team squad is only 49

Wont be long before you reach that number. 49 years. Over half way now!!