2 of my mates done that in Ibiza when I was in the room in a deep coma after too much drink and drugs.
It landed on a crew of Cockney hardmen who tried to break into my room when I was steaming, if they got in, they would have killed me
They 2 ****s done a Grand National over different balconies to get away. ****s.
I woke up in the morning, still blitzed, saw the door, found out what happened, grabbed a baseball bat and a few of my mates and went down to their room, skelped one of the ****s with the bat, my other mate was threatening to stab the whiney Cockney pricks and they shat it big time, they came up to our room and apologised for everything, plus we stole one of their watches
Anyway, back on topic:
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I believe everything. Except the last bit.


