# Thread: The Death Knell of BBC... Thumb me, bum me, bend me over and cum on me. Edge xxxx # 19/04/2011 08:21 AM Thread: Should... That avatar, that thumb, makes my colon quiver in excitement. I would love for you to stab my farter with it dry. Ambush my anus you gay bastardo of a man. Dev xx # 15/04/2011 08:05 PM Thread: Adventure Gay No # 15/04/2011 10:52 AM Thread: F.a.r.e I can take you as far as Oban. # 15/04/2011 10:44 AM Thread: F.a.r.e there once was a man named henky, who loved to have a wee drinky, he gets horny as ****, thumb up the bum for good luck, that's just a little bit kinky
Addendum to the "Hitler Piss" there is also the "Ronaldo Piss" where you stand legs apart a la the Portuguese bum-bandit when he's taking a free-kick.
my mate pissed off the balcony in a nightclub not long ago onto the punters below. think that needs a name
2 of my mates done that in Ibiza when I was in the room in a deep coma after too much drink and drugs. It landed on a crew of Cockney hardmen who tried to break into my room when I was steaming, if they got in, they would have killed me They 2 ****s done a Grand National over different balconies to get away. ****s. I woke up in the morning, still blitzed, saw the door, found out what happened, grabbed a baseball bat and a few of my mates and went down to their room, skelped one of the ****s with the bat, my other mate was threatening to stab the whiney Cockney pricks and they shat it big time, they came up to our room and apologised for everything, plus we stole one of their watches Anyway, back on topic:
I ex-filtrated the area. It's a real pain because every time you take a dump you have to wrap it in clingfilm and pop it into your rucksack to deter enemy trackers. I'm currently surviving on roots and berries that I can forage from the land.
Beware ****pigs, my rep is now -66 and falling, it peaked yesterday at -70, but is going to plummet to ZERO before long. GIRFUY
Thread: Rep thread. Im going to thrust my giant man spear in your love tunnel and donkey punch you to death before felching your festering corpse 19/04/2011 03:01 PM Thread: Rep thread. I can facilitate your length in my arse, but you'll need to come up with a personal guarantee that the AIDS has cleared up? It is cureable now? Good, **** me stoopit!! xox Trev xox 19/04/2011 02:51 PM Thread: Rep thread. What's blue, hard and covered in blood, cum & ****e? Your rotting corpse after I've finished with it! Oooowwweee **** yeah!!!!!!!!!
