I have today written a personal letter to the Allams advising them that if they want to repair the damage they have recently wrought, and once again endear themselves to the Hull fans, they should consider a change to a real tiger print strip for next season with a small, yet tasteful, prosthetic tiger tail attached to the rear of the shorts - the players also to wear tiger face paint for each game. I have assured them that this will work in their favour, popularity wise, as it will help give far greater credence to the 'mauled by the tigers' chant ... Now there is no need to thank me ... I've done this for the greater good of the game and I hope it sets a trend.
