Match Day Thread Reading Away

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Anyone else going to this one fancy meeting for a beer? Albert and I will be there. Should be easy to spot a twat in mustard chinos next to a 30st Adonis.
 
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That loser Vladimir Prutton has tipped us to win tomorrow night, makes a change considering we'd be relegated now if he was right all the time.....also means we're f****d if he's backing us
 
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well it's matchday... and I'm starving myself as I'm out with Obi tonight. #3000caloriemeal.

Anyone fancy a pint with us?
 
Prutton's comments on Sky are hilarious, why does he hate us so much, he is proper bitter.

"I tipped Brighton to beat Newcastle and Newcastle won. I tipped Huddersfield to beat Newcastle and Newcastle won. Sorry Toon fans, I'm tipping Newcastle this time as they look like champions.
They don't need to have the ball to win matches - they had 24 per cent possession but still won 3-1 at Huddersfield. Rafa's team are very comfortable without the ball and allowing the opposition to dominate the ball. Mo Diame and Jonjo Shelvey interchange very well in the central position, which makes it hard for the opposition.
It's games like this at this time of the season where champions win."

Even when he talks about Huddersfield he has a dig!

"I felt for Huddersfield against Newcastle. A couple of big calls went against them, especially the penalty where Nahki Wells didn't mean to clip Matt Ritchie."

Didn't mean to clip him!!!!! FFS what the fook does that even mean!
 
hahaha that's awesome! How is it a "big call" going against just cos he "didn't mean" to do it??

Let's get all our own goals revoked cos Laecelles and Clark didn't mean to poke it into their own net.

tbf though these aren't as bad as Lawro's interminable predictions....I don't think anything is though.
 
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oh and a classic from Prutton in his prediction for Brighton to beat us, regarding Dwight Gayle:

"You worry about Newcastle when he's not in the team."

hmmmm, so we won 6 and drew 3 of the 9 games he was out for....yep, scary, scary stuff, we really are a 1 man team....
 
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