The little known old football stadium Sid James'Park - home of Noocastle United - has now been renamed in a multi pound deal that will ensure regular income for the strawberry pub owners and shearer's pounshop.
From January next year it will be known as: "The lovely old club ****ed up by Fat Mike Cashley @Geordiewasteland.co/United".
Fan zones on the internet were flooded with praise and pity for the innovative new name.
Weyheybonnylad said:" I always though St James' Park was a stupid name and now we will have a brand new name that will tell the world what we are really about up here in the noocarstle."
Another, MAshleyman, said; " I think it's brilliant. It's different and it's cool. That Mike Ashley is a right genius."
Mike Ashley was unavailable for comment but at a press conference his spokesman, Mr D Llamd-biased, said: " F-off you southern prats. This is cutting edge football and we don't give a **** about what the fans think."
Well it is tues, and not a lot going on......
From January next year it will be known as: "The lovely old club ****ed up by Fat Mike Cashley @Geordiewasteland.co/United".
Fan zones on the internet were flooded with praise and pity for the innovative new name.
Weyheybonnylad said:" I always though St James' Park was a stupid name and now we will have a brand new name that will tell the world what we are really about up here in the noocarstle."
Another, MAshleyman, said; " I think it's brilliant. It's different and it's cool. That Mike Ashley is a right genius."
Mike Ashley was unavailable for comment but at a press conference his spokesman, Mr D Llamd-biased, said: " F-off you southern prats. This is cutting edge football and we don't give a **** about what the fans think."
Well it is tues, and not a lot going on......


