Rape : Sometimes Funny

rape is really good for exfoliating your feet.

 

Too far, Toby, too far.

 

Aparently if you shout "Surprise!" before forcably having sex with someone, it isn't actually rape.

 

seriously
i dont like walking in it though, always get the farmers to do it

 

I woke up in my bed spooning with this burd. She woke up and said `rape'. She walked me home after the pub, we were already plastered but we got to my house and drank some more, I blacked out and woke up beside her. Turns out she was married and was doing the old `married woman, morning guilt pish'

****in' does my nut in that

 

Interesting point..

a little story from round here a local mortician was sacked from his job for doing this.. the reason he was caught was that apparently you get an STD from shagging dead bodies which can only be contracted from having sex with the dead.. the bloke in question had a one night stand with a bird in his local she consequently had issues with her bits, went to the doctor who then had to call the police.. went through her sexual history an said mortician gets sacked and sent down...



and everyone lived happily ever after, except the dead..

 

No denial of being Toby, I see... <belly'sgonnagetya>

 

no point, you accuse me of being a different poster everyday.

 

Stop your whining, Viking.