I think rape's great, it makes the fields look all Summery and pretty and yellow and what-not.
rape is really good for exfoliating your feet.
Rape : Sometimes Funny
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rape is really good for exfoliating your feet.
Aparently if you shout "Surprise!" before forcably having sex with someone, it isn't actually rape.
I woke up in my bed spooning with this burd. She woke up and said `rape'. She walked me home after the pub, we were already plastered but we got to my house and drank some more, I blacked out and woke up beside her. Turns out she was married and was doing the old `married woman, morning guilt pish'
****in' does my nut in that
****in' does my nut in that
Interesting point..
a little story from round here a local mortician was sacked from his job for doing this.. the reason he was caught was that apparently you get an STD from shagging dead bodies which can only be contracted from having sex with the dead.. the bloke in question had a one night stand with a bird in his local she consequently had issues with her bits, went to the doctor who then had to call the police.. went through her sexual history an said mortician gets sacked and sent down...
and everyone lived happily ever after, except the dead..
seriously
i dont like walking in it though, always get the farmers to do it
No denial of being Toby, I see... <belly'sgonnagetya>