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I have recently won some MOD work at Faslane which I have had to fill out the usual disclosure stuff, like do you have any Irish relatives, are you a commy etc.

A puzzling question then appeared, "Are you planning on visiting the USA?"... As it so happens, Julie and I are going next week so I answered Yes.

WHAT HAPPENED NEXT WILL SHOCK SOME BUT WILL COME AS NO SURPRISE TO OTHERS...

A few days later I received a call from the US consulate in Tweedtown asking me to go in for a pre-visa questionnaire... once I arrived, I was taken down to the basement where I was TOLD that I am to play a crisis actor at at terrorist staging in Times Square on the 14th December....

Details are sketchy but youse need to get this OUT THERE!!!

WE ARE BEING TOLD A LIE
 
I have recently won some MOD work at Faslane which I have had to fill out the usual disclosure stuff, like do you have any Irish relatives, are you a commy etc.

A puzzling question then appeared, "Are you planning on visiting the USA?"... As it so happens, Julie and I are going next week so I answered Yes.

WHAT HAPPENED NEXT WILL SHOCK SOME BUT WILL COME AS NO SURPRISE TO OTHERS...

A few days later I received a call from the US consulate in Tweedtown asking me to go in for a pre-visa questionnaire... once I arrived, I was taken down to the basement where I was TOLD that I am to play a crisis actor at at terrorist staging in Times Square on the 14th December....

Details are sketchy but youse need to get this OUT THERE!!!

WE ARE BEING TOLD A LIE

^^^^

Was actually anally gang-probed by aliens at Area 51.

He enjoyed it so much he's going back next year.
 
I have recently won some MOD work at Faslane which I have had to fill out the usual disclosure stuff, like do you have any Irish relatives, are you a commy etc.

A puzzling question then appeared, "Are you planning on visiting the USA?"... As it so happens, Julie and I are going next week so I answered Yes.

WHAT HAPPENED NEXT WILL SHOCK SOME BUT WILL COME AS NO SURPRISE TO OTHERS...

A few days later I received a call from the US consulate in Tweedtown asking me to go in for a pre-visa questionnaire... once I arrived, I was taken down to the basement where I was TOLD that I am to play a crisis actor at at terrorist staging in Times Square on the 14th December....

Details are sketchy but youse need to get this OUT THERE!!!

WE ARE BEING TOLD A LIE
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I have recently won some MOD work at Faslane which I have had to fill out the usual disclosure stuff, like do you have any Irish relatives, are you a commy etc.

A puzzling question then appeared, "Are you planning on visiting the USA?"... As it so happens, Julie and I are going next week so I answered Yes.

WHAT HAPPENED NEXT WILL SHOCK SOME BUT WILL COME AS NO SURPRISE TO OTHERS...

A few days later I received a call from the US consulate in Tweedtown asking me to go in for a pre-visa questionnaire... once I arrived, I was taken down to the basement where I was TOLD that I am to play a crisis actor at at terrorist staging in Times Square on the 14th December....

Details are sketchy but youse need to get this OUT THERE!!!

WE ARE BEING TOLD A LIE

You should have popped round to my gaff for a coffee and possibly some bumming while you were in the area.
 
o2 been down rendering my Samsung J6 all but useless. Anyone else having problems on their Samsung J6?

Not sent from my Samsung J6
 
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Good phone,have one myself though the MD was arrested and the Yanks want her extradited
Might get one next.

…and more and more countries are refusing to use their kit in their 5G infrastructure. Too worried about the Chink Government spying on them. :bandit:

They make good kit though. At work use some of their broadband gear in devices we build.
 
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For the avoidance of doubt my personal phone is an 6 year old Samsung <laugh>

Everything switched off on it. Calls and the occasional text only. Even then it annoys the **** out of me when sumbdy calls or texts me <grr>
 
For the avoidance of doubt my personal phone is an 6 year old Samsung <laugh>

Everything switched off on it. Calls and the occasional text only. Even then it annoys the **** out of me when sumbdy calls or texts me <grr>

PS I really enjoy Vodafone calling me up to upgrade my phone. They can't understand why I don't want a better phone. <laugh>