Always get into bed with the money grabbing birds mate, their husbands are usually dorky businessmen with no spines. If they catch you, you can double up your fun with a bit of boxing on your way out the door, two for the price of one.
Architecture studying stepsons who decide to 'redecorate' their bedrooms with reclaimed flooring from somewhere employing innumerate staff, brick slips, (brick slips for f@#ks sake) used scaffy poles (!), wood chosen seemingly at random, and a BA#£&RD INDUSTRIAL FLOOR SANDER!!!!!!! Have you any idea how much crap I've swallowed????? Hate students, me.
