Off Topic Random things that piss you off.

Hahaha who's blocked the porn the thai government or the internet company?

Your worst nightmare

I actually feel really bad for you mate.

 

****ing army.. but i have a cunning plan.

 

Find your old magazines?

 

Where there is a will. There is a way.

 

Dig out your old Ron Jeremy tapes... there's a shop in Pattaya, does old electronics, go get a toploader from him, he'll do you a cheap deal if you shag his wife, he's gone limp.

 

Dick has a shop in pattaya. Well i.ll be damned.

 

When the slags at work think they can ignore you in the brew run because your office door is closed... extra work coming their way.

 

Have you ever attempted to bonk one of these so called slags?

 

Err No, I'd rather stick my nob in the shredder.

 

****ing hell. Works parties must be a reet laugh.

 

We don't have work parties, I just get more money instead at Christmas.

 

****ers moaning about stickies.

 

****ers moaning about ****ers moaning about stickies

 

Sticky ****s.

 

Sticky **** banks.

Do you know anyone who has donated in one of these?

 

They have **** booths in Amsterdam, you pay 2 euro and you can pop in for a tug over a selection of Frankie.

I had a look inside one once, it looks like an arcade machine, but with cum all over the seat and floor.

 

Thats ****ing honking.

 

thought you might have been up for that com?

 

Someone walking into your bedroom at quarter to three in the morning to ask "if you've seen the phone charger"!?
Bloody Kids !!

 

Then you realise its the birds husband.

Sharp exit.