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In 1990, a group of Spanish kids playing soccer near a rocky mountainside accidentally kicked their ball into a pile of rocks. When one of the kids climbed up to get the ball, he made a shocking discovery. Under a large boulder, he found the body of a man. Upon closer examination, the man appeared to be holding a chicken with his pants pulled down. An investigation revealed that the man, Herminio Rivera Couceiro, had stolen a chicken from a nearby farm. It's speculated that while he was engaging in inappropriate behavior with the chicken, his movements accidentally dislodged a boulder, leading to the instant death of both him and the chicken.


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Hoots Mon, there's a moose loose about this hoose....

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Mrs SM is going nuts, we've a wee mouse somewhere in the house, and I've been scrubbing the kitchen down and filling in every hole possible to stop the ****er coming in <laugh> I keep going round and making scratching noises, she's going mental <laugh><laugh><laugh>
 
Hoots Mon, there's a moose loose about this hoose....

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Mrs SM is going nuts, we've a wee mouse somewhere in the house, and I've been scrubbing the kitchen down and filling in every hole possible to stop the ****er coming in <laugh> I keep going round and making scratching noises, she's going mental <laugh><laugh><laugh>
its over there on the stair
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Stolen Gary the Gorilla statue discovered in layby
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IMAGE SOURCE,BEAR SCOTLAND
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BEAR Scotland staff found the giant gorilla statue on the A92

A giant gorilla statue which was stolen from a Lanarkshire garden centre a year ago has been reunited with its owner.

The 8ft (2.4m) fibreglass ornament, named Gary the Gorilla, was reported missing from Reynard Nursery in Carluke last March.

In the weeks that followed a similar primate was spotted tied to a trailer on motorways across England.

But it was later established that this was actually a "brother" made by the same manufacturer.

Bear Scotland staff working on the A92 in Fife discovered Gary in a layby and reunited it with its owners after reading a BBC Scotland News article about the theft.

They then tracked down the garden centre on social media and arranged for it to be collected by owner Andrew Scott.

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IMAGE SOURCE,REYNARD NURSERY
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Reynard Nursery was sent a series of photos of the gorilla statue on a trailer
The original Gary statue was reported stolen on Sunday 19 March last year.
 
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The pontiff spent the Easter weekend dealing out some epic riffs on one of my guitars.
I took up a collection for his grace but seemingly forgot to hand over the bounty.

Reverend Squat

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