Rafa ranting, again.

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Seriously I mean it, I have no idea why he wasted his time in football management, this man makes Ken Lang look like a novice.

- Starts off at Valladolid with 2 wins from 23 getting them relegated in the process. Yes his FIRST job

- Then drops down a division with Osasuna and gets sacked after 1 win from 9.

- Moves onto Extremedurra and gets them promoted and RELEGATED.

- Somehow gets a job at Valencia and by luck it just so happened to be at the time Barcelona had that idiot Gaspart as president who was running them into the ground flogging off their best players to rivals and while Real had a string of inept managers (even worse than Benitez) to oversee their Galacticos. Lets not forget Valencia reached a CHAMPIONS LEAGUE FINAL and lost on penalties and only won the UEFA Cup due to getting a virtual bye to the semi final.

- Liverpool are then stupid enough to give him a job, he jumps ship just in time as Barca begin their resurgence and Real get their act together and appoint an adequate manager and wins the CL despite drawing both the semi final and final and not even scoring a goal in the former, that them gives him 5 years to screw them into the ground with a player turnover of around 68 players.

- Desperate for work, Inter foolishly give him a job, from treble winners to Serie A also rans within months. Inter had the foresight to see he was useless and binned him before Christmas.

- He then gets his mate Emanelo to foolishly trick the owner and board to appoint him at European Champions Chelsea with a squad containing 2 World Cup Winners as well as the Brazilian number 10 and Europe's most coveted players and turn them into pub players overnight shifting them on positions they can't even play in.

- He'll now get the chop at Chelsea and still walk into another job.

Rafael Benitez, I commend you, best Fraudster ever <applause>

Funny rant from DL about Rafa even if it omits his time as manager of CD Tenerife.
 
Funny rant from DL about Rafa even if it omits his time as manager of CD Tenerife.

At least he's finally realised how lucky Benitez was at Valencia. All that bollocks about him 'breaking up' the Real and Barca monopoly is horse **** - Deportivo managed it two years before he did. And winning La Liga with 72 points is more embarrassing than an achievement - pretty sure the last time SAF finished with that few points was 1991.
 
Rafa has managed to get the whole of the home and away support booing him i guess, pretty difficult to achieve!
 


I don't remember any club even trying to temp the alcoholic away from OT, not that he'd ever have the balls to leave<laugh>

Rafa hasn't shat his pants and hid at one club for decades, most seasons with Sky United weren't even a challenge with Uniteds off the field influence but still Fergie sat tight and failed totally to join Europe's elite clubs<ok> Rafa has gone from Spain to England, to Italy and back to England.

He's certainly had more stones than bacon face ever will and has been offered far more jobs than bacon face.

Bacon face is to European football what Tim Henman is to world Tennis
 
I don't remember any club even trying to temp the alcoholic away from OT, not that he'd ever have the balls to leave<laugh>

Rafa hasn't shat his pants and hid at one club for decades, most seasons with Sky United weren't even a challenge with Uniteds off the field influence but still Fergie sat tight and failed totally to join Europe's elite clubs<ok> Rafa has gone from Spain to England, to Italy and back to England.

He's certainly had more stones than bacon face ever will and has been offered far more jobs than bacon face.

Bacon face is to European football what Tim Henman is to world Tennis

Interesting although incredibly flawed theory.

What's your take on the two Evertonians pissing their careers away at Liverpool?
 
I don't remember any club even trying to temp the alcoholic away from OT, not that he'd ever have the balls to leave<laugh>

Rafa hasn't shat his pants and hid at one club for decades, most seasons with Sky United weren't even a challenge with Uniteds off the field influence but still Fergie sat tight and failed totally to join Europe's elite clubs<ok> Rafa has gone from Spain to England, to Italy and back to England.

He's certainly had more stones than bacon face ever will and has been offered far more jobs than bacon face.

Bacon face is to European football what Tim Henman is to world Tennis

How rational? Fact.
 


I don't remember any club even trying to temp the alcoholic away from OT, not that he'd ever have the balls to leave<laugh>

Rafa hasn't shat his pants and hid at one club for decades, most seasons with Sky United weren't even a challenge with Uniteds off the field influence but still Fergie sat tight and failed totally to join Europe's elite clubs<ok> Rafa has gone from Spain to England, to Italy and back to England.

He's certainly had more stones than bacon face ever will and has been offered far more jobs than bacon face.

Bacon face is to European football what Tim Henman is to world Tennis

Well said. I needed a good laugh. <ok>

You say he's gone from Spain to England to Italy and then back to England. He's failed 3/4 places. Clearly that makes him a great manager and better than Fergie in every aspect of football.