Radio Blunderside last night

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I bet you saw the title and thought this was going to be another of my slating's of Gwylim Lloyd, but it's not(though his mumbling, heavy breathing, rambling was ****ing appalling as always, the man remains a talentless cretin).

No, this about the news read half way through the post match comments.

There was a story about Winter Wonderland in York, who had sold 1,500 tickets online without realising it and as a consequence had hundreds of families turn up that they couldn't cope with. The funny part, was the statement issued by the company, apologising to everyone who had been inconvenienced, even the many parents who had unfortunately lost their tempers and 'started shouting abuse at the Elves'.

Only on Blunderside. <laugh>
 
Don't even start me on Trabzonspor i had enough of that.....

But that was absolutely genius, i felt sorry for them elves.
 
Hope the elves gave as good as they took, an Elvish song is appropriate I think....[video=youtube;wqltxKQBjsc]http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=wqltxKQBjsc[/video]
 
From the Telegraph:

Santa's elf resigns after parents swear at Grotto staff over invalid Groupon offer
Foul-mouthed parents verbally abused Santa's elves and fairies at a Christmas grotto when they heard their Groupon deal promising a magical Christmas train ride was invalid.
Elf resigns and fairies sworn at as Groupon mix-up spells trouble in Santa's grotto
Winter Wonderland Grotto staff (from left) Ellie Rushton, Robert Briggs, Donna Parks and Jazzmin Ullah Photo: Ross Parry

11:58AM GMT 02 Dec 2011

The grumpy grotto group shouted at a woman dressed as a Christmas Tree and upset staff so much that one of the elves resigned.

Penny Ward, who organised the grotto, was shocked when almost 2,000 families turned up with vouchers from the discount website Groupon, which had mistakenly sent an email to customers saying that there would be a train ride around the winter wonderland.

When parents discovered there was no train ride, and the queues to the grotto became so long that their children couldn't get in, some parents began swearing at staff, who were dressed as elves, fairies and a Christmas tree.

Penny said: "One man even verbally threatened the lady who is dressed as a Christmas tree.

"One of the elves was so upset that she has resigned. It was a complete nightmare. Children were crying and upset."
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Organiser Penny said most of the abusive parents had come down to the grotto in York with their vouchers from Newcastle during last weekend's St Nicholas Fayre, a popular Christmas market in the picturesque city.

She said the grotto was only able to handle 40 children an hour, but dedicated staff had worked beyond their normal hours and without breaks to try to ensure excited children did not miss out.

Penny had agreed to use Groupon's services to publicise the grotto but maintains that she never said there would be a train ride.

She thought the York grotto, which runs in York's winter wonderland until Christmas Eve, might have been mixed up with a grotto she ran in Hull, where there was a train ride.

A Groupon spokesman said: "Owing to a technical error, we apologise that the picture and wording used in this promotion may have indicated that a train ride was available at York Winter Wonderland when this wasn't the case. We regret any disappointment this may have caused.

"Although advanced booking is not essential, preferred time slots cannot be guaranteed without prior booking and are subject to availability. We hope that this hasn't taken away from the Santa's grotto experience and we wish everyone a happy holiday season."

The organisation said it corrected the promotion immediately as soon as it discovered the error and had yesterday sent out a bulk email clarifying what was included in the promotion for customers that were yet to redeem their vouchers.

Groupon is an international organisation which uses collective buying power to offer huge discounts on things to do, eat, see and buy.
 
I see the BBC didn't even do a match report on last night's game. I suppose all of their muppets were following the Manks.
Mind you not having anyone at the game never stopped them in the past, you know - " Hull FC scored against the run of play after Birmingham capped off a dominant first half display with a magnificent goal. The Humbersiders were lucky to survive Birmingham's second half onslaught before a blatantly offside goal by Chilton decided the game."
 
I bet you saw the title and thought this was going to be another of my slating's of Gwylim Lloyd, but it's not(though his mumbling, heavy breathing, rambling was ****ing appalling as always, the man remains a talentless cretin).

No, this about the news read half way through the post match comments.

There was a story about Winter Wonderland in York, who had sold 1,500 tickets online without realising it and as a consequence had hundreds of families turn up that they couldn't cope with. The funny part, was the statement issued by the company, apologising to everyone who had been inconvenienced, even the many parents who had unfortunately lost their tempers and 'started shouting abuse at the Elves'.

Only on Blunderside. <laugh>

Had to listen to the link to Blunderside provided on the other board unfortunately as I live away and couldn't make it. They make Alan Partridge seem like Kenneth Wolstenholme. No interest, cackling amongst each other and negative, although not as negative as Nick Wood (which is hard to accomplish).
 
...and another bit of Christmas news:

Man gets finger bitten off at school nativity

A father had his finger bitten off by another parent as a brawl erupted at a school nativity in South Shields, Tyne and Wear.

The fight occurred at Harton Primary School, as one man bit another’s finger off and “spat it out like an animal”- according to a witness. The brawl began in a room prior to the nativity starting with shocked parents looking on.

The 32-year-old victim has been discharged from hospital after being treated for his injury while a 39-year-old man was arrested on suspicion of assault and later bailed by police.

“Two men started to fight in front of all the mums and dads,” a parent told ‘South Shields Gazette’. “One bit the finger off the other and spat the blood out like an animal.”

“I heard a bit of commotion from the back of the room and looked around to see what was going on,” another said. “A man in a white hat stormed in and went for another dad. They were fighting and blood was flying. It was broken up by teachers quite quickly and the man in the hat disappeared.”

It is thought that no children witnessed the incident as they were preparing for the nativity. A spokesman for the school said the children were not “at risk at any time” and they are assisting police with inquiries into the attack.

“On Tuesday at about 1.50pm an incident occurred at Harton Primary School,” a police spokesman said. “There was a disturbance between two male parents, and one sustained an injury to his hand which required medical treatment. The other man was arrested by police for assault and released on bail.”

http://uk.news.yahoo.com/man-gets-finger-bitten-off-at-school-nativity.html
 
Don't even start me on Trabzonspor i had enough of that.....

But that was absolutely genius, i felt sorry for them elves.


agreed ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ this.

at times G has problems with Huddersfield Town and Dagenham & Redbridge. Surely its time G went on a ""How to read course"" ?
 
Organiser Penny said most of the abusive parents had come down to the grotto in York with their vouchers from Newcastle during last weekend's St Nicholas Fayre, a popular Christmas market in the picturesque city.

A father had his finger bitten off by another parent as a brawl erupted at a school nativity in South Shields, Tyne and Wear.

What's the Geordies' problem with Christmas then?

Humberside must be the worst radio station in England, it has to be!

I don't know, the competition they had between them to see who could laugh most like Kenneth Williams was a highlight of last night's game.
 
Humberside must be the worst radio station in England, it has to be!

If you havent heard the BBC is inviting comments regarding BBC Radio Humberside as they evaluate licence fee spend. Maybe time for some of you to actually do something about said presenters rather than just b1tch on a messageboard.
 
I don't know, the competition they had between them to see who could laugh most like Kenneth Williams was a highlight of last night's game.

Burnsy and Swanny were off on a Sid James laughing competition. Just makes you think: "Aren't you two supposed to be commentating a game?"
 
If you havent heard the BBC is inviting comments regarding BBC Radio Humberside as they evaluate licence fee spend. Maybe time for some of you to actually do something about said presenters rather than just b1tch on a messageboard.

They're only inviting comments via an email form, which is worded in such a way as you can't get all that specific about anything but the general output of various stations. I've contacted Gwilyn directly to tell him he's ****e, I've contacted Burnsy to tell him Gwilym's ****e, I've even spoken directly to Simon Pattern, BBC Managing Editor for East Yorkshire and North Lincolnshire, to tell him that Gwilym is ****e, none of them seem give a ****.

Maybe I should try the Director General of the BBC? :emoticon-0112-wonde
 
They're only inviting comments via an email form, which is worded in such a way as you can't get all that specific about anything but the general output of various stations. I've contacted Gwilyn directly to tell him he's ****e, I've contacted Burnsy to tell him Gwilym's ****e, I've even spoken directly to Simon Pattern, BBC Managing Editor for East Yorkshire and North Lincolnshire, to tell him that Gwilym is ****e, none of them seem give a ****.

Maybe I should try the Director General of the BBC? :emoticon-0112-wonde

He probably does give a ****e either
 
They're only inviting comments via an email form, which is worded in such a way as you can't get all that specific about anything but the general output of various stations. I've contacted Gwilyn directly to tell him he's ****e, I've contacted Burnsy to tell him Gwilym's ****e, I've even spoken directly to Simon Pattern, BBC Managing Editor for East Yorkshire and North Lincolnshire, to tell him that Gwilym is ****e, none of them seem give a ****.

Maybe I should try the Director General of the BBC? :emoticon-0112-wonde

was that you last night?, as he was reading stuff out he said, weve got messages here..that ones having a go at me, ill get to that later <laugh>
 
They're only inviting comments via an email form, which is worded in such a way as you can't get all that specific about anything but the general output of various stations. I've contacted Gwilyn directly to tell him he's ****e, I've contacted Burnsy to tell him Gwilym's ****e, I've even spoken directly to Simon Pattern, BBC Managing Editor for East Yorkshire and North Lincolnshire, to tell him that Gwilym is ****e, none of them seem give a ****.

Maybe I should try the Director General of the BBC? :emoticon-0112-wonde

Don't waste your time, he's shyte as well.
 
Don't even start me on Trabzonspor i had enough of that.....

But that was absolutely genius, i felt sorry for them elves.

^^^^^^^This^^^^^^^^

Only listen to post match report to hear the manager and player post match reaction. After a quick stop off at the chippy, jumped in car and put the radio on, fuk me Nick was halfway through his interview! WTF always had plenty of time waiting way Mr Personalty to eventually show up?

Off topic, did anyone see the fat old brummie shouting like a nutter at Rory for some sweets at half time? Completely odd :/ I think he had learning difficulties so shouldn't have found it so amusing.