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They may be pricks bollo, but you're a ****stain on society <ok>

I hope I get made redundant this summer, I'm quitting anyway. All our jobs are either finished/shelved/sent to india

Yeah? Well I hope your head swell up like that **** in Big Trouble in Little China
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Funnily enough this is my last day in my present work and I'm moving on up in pastures new.
60% Pay increase and best of all it's 1/2 from my house - result!

Mind you I probably will get sacked or my made redundant by this time next week <laugh>
 
My boss told me yesterday that if I could get a sick line from the doctor he'd be happy for me to be off for as long as I wanted <laugh>

If I was off sick it wouldn't affect billability figures, this week I was sitting at 30% and next week is looking like 0 <laugh>
 
Morning chaps <ok>

Looks like i might be moving onto pastures new myself.I thought i had 18 months left on my lease,well i really have but some doughnut at the lawyers office for my landlord has ****ed it up and dated it a year early.****ing result.
 
Morning chaps <ok>

Looks like i might be moving onto pastures new myself.I thought i had 18 months left on my lease,well i really have but some doughnut at the lawyers office for my landlord has ****ed it up and dated it a year early.****ing result.

Are you moving out of Bristol?
 
No mate.Looking at a better and busier location.We have a Waitrose opening soon near me so that looks like the hot favourite just now.
 
I think I might. I'm still no well and don't fancy sitting about doing **** all. Need to go to court on the 27th and should have an interview before that, so would be good to have the time off without affecting annual leave
 
My boss has just asked me and the other technician what qualifications we have and how long we've been with the company. Pretty sure it will be to tally up redundancy scoring........
 
<laugh> <laugh> Not at all, he was taking notes in a wee pad as he was talking to us <laugh>

The other technician doesn't think it's about redundancies <doh> It kinda clicked when I asked him what else it could possibly be. He said maybe wage rises <doh>
 
<laugh> <laugh> Not at all, he was taking notes in a wee pad as he was talking to us <laugh>

The other technician doesn't think it's about redundancies <doh> It kinda clicked when I asked him what else it could possibly be. He said maybe wage rises <doh>

Looks like you work with a ****ing idiot ML <laugh>
You're gonna have to play like a dumb **** from now till Summer if you want redundancy <ok>

****ing classic move from your boss BTW. That's getting noted <ok>
 
Cheers bollo <ok>

All i need now is for some shop owner up there to drop deed or get run down by a bus and i'll be in there.
 
Well he's finding out today if he has passed his Bsc in civil engineering, so if he gets that then I should be a shoe in for the boot, seeing as I only have a pissy HNC <laugh>

Wouldn't complain if I was handed 4-5k and have a place at college already in the bag <laugh>
 
Cheers bollo <ok>

All i need now is for some shop owner up there to drop deed or get run down by a bus and i'll be in there.

Can be arranged <whistle>

Well he's finding out today if he has passed his Bsc in civil engineering, so if he gets that then I should be a shoe in for the boot, seeing as I only have a pissy HNC <laugh>

Wouldn't complain if I was handed 4-5k and have a place at college already in the bag <laugh>

<laugh> How long have yo been there?