The Official Stoke City Humour Thread:

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A codition rapidly sweeping The Brit

SYMPTOMS ANGER FRUSTRATION LOSS OF APPETITE (for watching our beloved team ) and THE SQUITTERS AT THE PROSPECT OF RELEGATION

CAUSE NEGATIVITY VINDICTIVENESS FAVOURITISM ETC ETC BY CLULIS

TREATMENT TO BE CHANTED 3TIMES PER DAY PULIS OUT PULIS OUT PULIS OUT

IF CONDITION CONTINUES TAXI AND MEN IN WHITE COATS FOR CLULIS

SiS

PS Thanks for your best wishes POTTS will PM you
 
Morning SIS
Hope all goes well in your fight against Francoism!
I have a chum in Cyprus who.is really happy at the mo!

Keep taking the anti bastards pills amigo
 
oldnickyb said:
Morning SIS
Hope all goes well in your fight against Francoism!
I have a chum in Cyprus who.is really happy at the mo!

Keep taking the anti bastards pills amigo
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THANKS NICK HOPE YOUR RECOVERY IS CONTINUING I KNOW IT IS AN OVER USED PHRASE BUT YOU COULD NOT MAKE UP THE CORRUPTION CRAP BUREAUCRACY ANS ANTI EX PAT SITUATION HERE

BEST WISHES
SiS
 
Morning S I Spain

Yeah it's like the plauge, everyone will catch it.

I just hope they find a cure for it ASAP.

ADIOS Amigo, hasta la vista.

Must find an anangram for Pulisitis gimme an hour or three. <cheers>
 
Anagram for pulisitis = Ignorant, thick headed miserable excuse for a human being and a disgrace to the profession of lavatory cleaners - de dah <whistle>

SIS - recovering slowly but that's to be expected I'm afraid! I have an old Rugby chum who lives in Javea (sp), he used to sell apartments and villas, pretty much up market stuff, he used to sell about 12 a year, and he looked after his clients, introduced them to REPUTABLE lawyers and Banks, had his clients stay in his own property for the weekend, all above board and pukka stuff. Never advertised in the UK, word of mouth and did a Rolls Royce Job.

Enter the mafia from Valencia, oops sorry the Local Authorities with the full force of the law behind them. Well to cut a long story short, Bob is back in the UK now, since last year, broke and virtually a basket case.

I guess that the banking fallout has given corruption an (un)healthy push in the wrong direction. I read that the unemployment rate in Spain is over 26% and the rate for youth is 55%, perhaps the reason for anti ex-pat emotions.

It's not a nice world at the moment.

Anyway, keep fighting and the very best of luck

Nick
 
Waddo, that`s the first time I`ve laughed out aloud in weeks, what with the weather,the state of the country, and even more importantly the state of our team that was brilliant. Thanks.:emoticon-0102-bigsm
 
Excellent - have some rep mate!

I know I have been calling Little Hitler but until you watch that clip I never realised how alike they are. I think a mock up of a post match interview in the same theme would be awesome!
 
It's even better the 7th time around.
Trouble is though, it looks and sounds very much like the real thing
 
1 ayae ayae ayae ayae
whelan works ard and hes smashin
hes one of clulis's favourite boys
but absolute crap at passin

2 aye aye ayae ayae
walters works ard and hes smashin
hes one of clulis's favourite boys
but hopeless at getin a shot in

3 ayae ayae ayae ayae
the lads will work ard and be smashin
but clulis will blame everyone else
if everton give us a thrashin

4 ayae ayae ayae ayae
clulis is crap and not smashin
hes obviously coates's favourite boy
and never will and his cap in
 
...TV screen near to you soon

One Foot in the Grave.

Starring Victor Meldrew as Tony Pulis.

The story so far;

Pulis is a hapless football manager, completely out of his comfort zone as the world passes him by.
Disasters follow him like rats after the Pied Piper, and like the Pied Piper, he led the faithful children, played by real life Stoke City fans, to their doom, their doom was to spend eternity in a hell hole called the N-Power, where the only way is down.#

Episode 2:

Follows the fortunes of Pulis, as he tries to extract his football club - which must NEVER be named, from the impending disaster, surrounded by his troop of merry (yes) men, he faces the might of Manchester. Can he succeed, does he want to succeed, what is the sinister secret hidden amongst the trees of Clayton Wood???

Find out the answers to these and other questions, if you can be bothered.

Cue fade out music
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<peacedove>I've decided Nick you are either a very highly intelligent man, even it may be said with a touch of literary genius or just plain mad. Just can't decide which...<peacedove>
 
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