All together now, 1-2-3.
There's nobody in,
There's nobody in,
Nobody loves me,
There's nobody in!
Faustino Asprilla would be a barman in a shack in the jungle called 'Mad Mungo's crazy Bongo shack' where hombres drink evil home brew from whole coconuts thru straws...
I think you'll find he's going to call it Tino's
http://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/north-east-news/evening-chronicle-news/2011/02/19/ex-striker-asprilla-wants-bar-on-the-tyne-72703-28198527/