Pressley's done one...

[originallambrettaman]

Steven Pressley's all shook up, after being sacked by Carlisle United.

 

[tigerscanada]

He's allegedly in hiding in Carlisle's run-down Heartbreak Hotel avoiding the press.

 

[Barchullona]

He's allegedly in hiding in Carlisle's run-down Heartbreak Hotel avoiding the press.

He’s all shook up about it.

 

[DMD]

Did they slander his name all over the place, or was the reason?

1. For the money;
2. For the Show;
3...

 

[Barchullona]

Did they slander his name all over the place, or was the reason?

1. For the money;
2. For the Show;
3...

Suspicious minds might well think so.

 

[DMD]

Suspicious minds might well think so.

It was now or never. They were heading way down.

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[GLP]

He wanted to spend less time in football boots and more time in his blue suede shoes.

 

[Barchullona]

It was now or never. They were heading way down.

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Is he lonesome tonight? After failing in his requests to his employer to don’t be cruel he is now crying in the chapel.
If he doesn’t get another job he may end up in the ghetto.

 

[DMD]

Is he lonesome tonight? After failing in his requests to his employer to don’t be cruel he is now crying in the chapel.
If he doesn’t get another job he may end up in the ghetto.

He'll be tossing his Teddy Bear out of the pram.

 

[Barchullona]

He'll be tossing his Teddy Bear out of the pram.

Must have lost his good luck charm.

 

[Barchullona]

He'll be tossing his Teddy Bear out of the pram.

Carlisle United - the wonder of u.

 

[Barrington Womble]

but you know . . . he's always on my mind

 

[GLP]

Carlisle United want to return to sender.

 

[Steven Toast]

They’re obviously not keen on all his conversation, they’re probably looking for a little more action.

 

[Mr Hatem]

Is this a joke thread for people who can't spell Elvis' surname?
Uh huh

 

[Sir Cheshire Ben]

Is this a joke thread for people who can't spell Elvis' surname?
Uh huh

You're so square.

 

[Barchullona]

You're so square.

Baby, I don’t care.

 

[Barrington Womble]

Is this a joke thread for people who can't spell Elvis' surname?
Uh huh

Don't be cruel

 

[tigerscanada]

You're so square.

"Thank you very much."

 

[City Man]

Steven Pressley's all shook up, after being sacked by Carlisle United.

You're right, Carlisle are left, he's gone.