Such as? I'm going to guess rugby, or maybe asparagus picking?Sorry si but English is my second language
Couple that with fat fingers and small phone and FUBAR
Although fat fingers do help in some circumstances...
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Winding si up with spelling mistakes
Am sure girth comes in handy elsewhere too
Needs a thread
5" is no good to anyone. I've got a 10". Not that yours isn't adequate.
Yeah I'm sure your right 5" is probably better.
It is mate
As I said no need for man bags etc, I just put it in my front pocket on vibrate and with every alert it tickles my 14" cock
Happy days
I like my man bag...put my weed, Rizlas, lighter and baccy in it
Haha you and Luvvy sharing a cock joke.
^definitely has a tiny micro penis^
Due to weight gain I bet you've not seen the little fella in years.
I bought one once but nah, must be a generation thing. Pockets all the way
What you got?
What do you mean due to weight gain?
If it wasn't for the steds it would be a clitoris
I don't walk around with it though...I just throw my **** in it if I'm going to someone's house or going for a drive.
A deep Aqua shade, Nike...3 compartments and a 4th one discreetly placed inside the main one(weed compartment)
You declared yourself a fatty the other day. Unable to exercise. I assume an injury picked up in jihadi training.
Don't beat yourself up about it mate. It's what you do with the little fella that counts apparently.
I got given a few nice ones from adidas to armani/prada types but not for me
I do have a cream and black one, some mountaineering/ hiking brand (its upstairs can't be arsed looking) that I use for travel. Passports etc
You declared yourself a fatty the other day. Unable to exercise. I assume an injury picked up in jihadi training.
Don't beat yourself up about it mate. It's what you do with the little fella that counts apparently.
If you class breaking a kneecap playing cricket jigadi training then aye
Little fellas done OK tbf, 7 kids in total so far and not out as they say in cricket
Here's a thought women do steds and get a penis, men to steds and it shrinks, wtf?
Is jigadi like a dance version of jihadi? Sounds fun. I assume being a porker you were a batsmen?