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  1. luvgonzo

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    Such as? I'm going to guess rugby, or maybe asparagus picking?
     
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  2. thefanwithnoname

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    Winding si up with spelling mistakes

    Am sure girth comes in handy elsewhere too

    Needs a thread
     
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  3. luvgonzo

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    Ah right girth, do you think a bigger phone might help?
     
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  4. thefanwithnoname

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    You offering?

    This one has a 5" screen
     
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  5. luvgonzo

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    5" is no good to anyone. I've got a 10". Not that yours isn't adequate.
     
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  6. thefanwithnoname

    thefanwithnoname Well-Known Member

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    Yeah but I don't need a man purse for my phablet

    Better a 5" than 10" gay gizmos
     
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  7. luvgonzo

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    Yeah I'm sure your right 5" is probably better.
     
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  8. thefanwithnoname

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    It is mate

    As I said no need for man bags etc, I just put it in my front pocket on vibrate and with every alert it tickles my 14" cock

    Happy days
     
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  9. luvgonzo

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    <laugh>

    About time you caught up. Funny.
     
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  10. thefanwithnoname

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    Saw it a mile away mate <laugh>
     
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  11. Spurlock

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    I like my man bag...put my weed, Rizlas, lighter and baccy in it

    Haha you and Luvvy sharing a cock joke.
     
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  12. Sweats

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    ^definitely has a tiny micro penis^

    Due to weight gain I bet you've not seen the little fella in years.
     
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  13. thefanwithnoname

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    I bought one once but nah, must be a generation thing. Pockets all the way

    What you got?
     
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  14. thefanwithnoname

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    What do you mean due to weight gain?

    If it wasn't for the steds it would be a clitoris
     
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  15. thefanwithnoname

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    @luvgonzo

    You a scouser born and raised mate?
     
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  16. Spurlock

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    I don't walk around with it though...I just throw my **** in it if I'm going to someone's house or going for a drive.

    A deep Aqua shade, Nike...3 compartments and a 4th one discreetly placed inside the main one(weed compartment)
     
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  17. Sweats

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    You declared yourself a fatty the other day. Unable to exercise. I assume an injury picked up in jihadi training.

    Don't beat yourself up about it mate. It's what you do with the little fella that counts apparently. <ok>
     
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  18. thefanwithnoname

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    I got given a few nice ones from adidas to armani/prada types but not for me

    I do have a cream and black one, some mountaineering/ hiking brand (its upstairs can't be arsed looking) that I use for travel. Passports etc
     
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  19. thefanwithnoname

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    If you class breaking a kneecap playing cricket jigadi training then aye

    Little fellas done OK tbf, 7 kids in total so far and not out as they say in cricket

    Here's a thought women do steds and get a penis, men to steds and it shrinks, wtf?
     
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  20. Sweats

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    Is jigadi like a dance version of jihadi? Sounds fun. I assume being a porker you were a batsmen?
     
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