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Match Day Thread Pre-season

Discussion in 'Liverpool' started by astro, Jul 15, 2014.

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  1. InBiscanWeTrust

    InBiscanWeTrust Rome, London, Paris, Rome, Istanbul, Madrid
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    FFS <doh>


    (only because you did the same in the banner thread!) <laugh>
     
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  2. Klopp's Mannschaft

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    Deflected goals are harsh to blame Skrtel on...would we all be happier if he stood and watched the shots go in the goal instead? Lets bring Agger back, he'll be nowhere close. Skrtel was at fault for goals last season as much as any of the other defenders. Harsh for him to be singled out repeatedly.
     
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  3. InBiscanWeTrust

    InBiscanWeTrust Rome, London, Paris, Rome, Istanbul, Madrid
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    He does!

    He backs off, backs off, till he gets to the edge of the area and then attempts to close the shot, but by then the forward is already taking the shot on goal. I'll see if I can find vids of it, he does it a lot and was responsible for about 3 goals last season because of it.
     
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  4. Klopp's Mannschaft

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    The overwhelming majority of defenders in the league back off. You pretty much have to these days because runners leap to the ground at the sight of a boot near them. Only Kompany is half decent at it in the PL and even he screws up some times, except he turns to his partner (whoever that is) and yells at them for not covering behind him when he fails (and yes, I do remember that happening because I laughed at the time).

    Skrtel's two great myths: He can't pass the ball and he screws up more than most defenders.
    Both completely incorrect.
     
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  5. astro

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    #epic team photo

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    the cool #clique

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  6. InBiscanWeTrust

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    Where is Suso? I thought him and Enrique were inseparable?!
     
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  7. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    They're all drinking <yikes>
     
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  8. Sharpe*

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    Sturridge. He really is a gangstar isn't he.
     
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  9. CCC

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    He is. The photo isn't low enough to see what he's got in his hands but, if it was, you'd see he's holding a 40 in one hand and a gold-plated Glock-19 in the other! Actually, no, the Glock-19 would be too sensible for rappers. How about a gold-plated Desert Eagle?
     
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    I don't even know what you're talking about.
     
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  11. Clearly been living in Nottm too long <laugh>
     
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  12. CCC

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    "40's" in rap music usually refers to 40 oz. bottles of beer, and the other two are semi-automatic pistols, or in rap parlance "gats". <ok>


    <laugh> Actually, Derby, but do go to Nottingham on occasions (shopping / nights out, etc.)
     
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  13. Sharpe*

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    Something!

    Oh well as long as he scores goals I won't begrudge his personality.
     
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  14. jenners04

    jenners04 I must not post porn!

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    you ever watch the first clare balding show after the memorial on lfctv a while back?

    has sturridge on there and was mentioning because of the way he dresses and they showed a pic of eto in some fur coat type thing looking like a right ****ing pimp.
     
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  15. CCC

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    Well, Eto'o did pimp himself out to many clubs, and has more money than he knows what to do with . . .
     
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  16. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    This ^ <laugh>
     
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  17. Lucas Talking

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    Oh he is there, he is in that picture. Only you can't see him. They really are inseparable if you know what I mean and I think you do.
     
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  18. Germlands Nozzer

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    Some competition for our hip hop crown...

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  19. jenners04

    jenners04 I must not post porn!

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    nah, that's just 2 twats playing rock paper scissors <laugh>
     
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  20. Germlands Nozzer

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    <laugh> They could be there a while by the look of it!
     
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