Poll Guise

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by gas, Dec 11, 2019.

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Who you voting for

  1. Labour, for many not the few, for a brighter future and because I'm a decent human being.

    6 vote(s)
    30.0%
  2. Tory because I'm a vile paedo SCUM BASTARD

    4 vote(s)
    20.0%
  3. SNP Because I'm sick of the Tory SCUM BASTARDS always voted in by the disillusioned Nigel pricks

    2 vote(s)
    10.0%
  4. Some other **** cos I like wasting my life

    3 vote(s)
    15.0%
  5. F U C K off Gas you c u n t

    2 vote(s)
    10.0%
  6. "not voting, like 40%+ of the public" Because I'm a window licking spastic mongo

    3 vote(s)
    15.0%
  1. gas

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    How are you going to vote tomorrow you ****s?

    I shall pass the results of this poll onto Yougov <oooook>

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  2. The Chaser going for #55

    The Chaser going for #55 Leader of POOVES

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  3. Ciaran

    Ciaran 2016 POTY

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    John Finucne for this burst arse St Malachys old boy. He was in MY year.
     
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  4. gas

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    Her tits don't look as big in the flesh. Nice fanny though :emoticon-0115-inlov
     
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  5. GroveRanger

    GroveRanger Well-Known Member

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    On the horns of a dilemma chaps.

    Cannot vote Turdy. The thought of having to support that fat albino twat sends shivers.

    I despise Corbyn more though, he is the worst type of two faced terrorist apologist scumbag who has courted everyone from the IRA to Hamas over all those years of shouting boo from the back benches.

    Luckily for my conscience Labour are a very poor third in my constituency with a 10k Turdy majority so even the Dib Dibs have no chance. A vote for Labour where I live is actually classed as a protest vote so that is what I'll be doing. I enjoy eating dead animals, wearing leather shoes and driving petrol guzzling cars too much to want to vote Green.

    The only danger of voting Labour is that I add to the numbers that Comrade Corbyn, after losing the election, will claim is an endorsement of him and his neo-Marxist agenda. No doubt he will use this to convince the Party faithful that he needs to stay on and hang around like the stench of kippers after breakfast.

    There might be quite a few politicians with egg on their faces come Friday morning. Jo Swinson might have jizz on her face if pictures like the one above keep getting posted.
     
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  6. gas

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    ^ ^ ^ poof
     
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    ^^^ he wishes
     
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    ^ ^ ^

    True dat

    Being a poof might make you a better person <diva>

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    monacoger Forum Simpleton

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    Can you put a "not voting, like 40%+ of the public" as a choice on the poll please?
     
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  11. gas

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    Done m7

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    Yeah, cheers you **** <grr>
     
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  15. The Chaser going for #55

    The Chaser going for #55 Leader of POOVES

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    37% of the GC public already :eek:
     
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  16. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Ugly, nice tits, horrible hands that need a good wash, kebab style fanny.

    2 out of 4. It's a naw from me.
     
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  17. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    The guy on the bottom has just woke up and WTF! are you doing!
     
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    I hope the turn is 1% above your bet threshold.
     
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  19. monacoger

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    I wish you peace and joy for you and your family. This is the difference between you and me, you utter prick.
     
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  20. pineappleupsidedown

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    This is true ...
     
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