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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by gas, Dec 11, 2019.

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Who you voting for

  1. Labour, for many not the few, for a brighter future and because I'm a decent human being.

    6 vote(s)
    30.0%

  2. Tory because I'm a vile ***** SCUM BASTARD

    4 vote(s)
    20.0%

  3. SNP Because I'm sick of the Tory SCUM BASTARDS always voted in by the disillusioned Nigel pricks

    2 vote(s)
    10.0%

  4. Some other **** cos I like wasting my life

    3 vote(s)
    15.0%

  5. F U C K off Gas you c u n t

    2 vote(s)
    10.0%

  6. "not voting, like 40%+ of the public" Because I'm a window licking spastic *****

    3 vote(s)
    15.0%
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  1. gas

    gas ACCOUNT DELETED Forum Moderator

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    How are you going to vote tomorrow you ****s?

    I shall pass the results of this poll onto Yougov <oooook>

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    gas, Dec 11, 2019
  2. The Anilingus Aficionado

    The Anilingus Aficionado Official POTY 2011, 2014, 2015, 2018 & 2023

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    The Anilingus Aficionado, Dec 11, 2019
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  3. Ciaran

    Ciaran Going for 55

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    John Finucne for this burst arse St Malachys old boy. He was in MY year.
     
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    Ciaran, Dec 11, 2019
  4. gas

    gas ACCOUNT DELETED Forum Moderator

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    Her tits don't look as big in the flesh. Nice fanny though :emoticon-0115-inlov
     
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    gas, Dec 11, 2019
  5. GroveRanger

    GroveRanger Well-Known Member

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    On the horns of a dilemma chaps.

    Cannot vote Turdy. The thought of having to support that fat albino twat sends shivers.

    I despise Corbyn more though, he is the worst type of two faced terrorist apologist scumbag who has courted everyone from the IRA to Hamas over all those years of shouting boo from the back benches.

    Luckily for my conscience Labour are a very poor third in my constituency with a 10k Turdy majority so even the Dib Dibs have no chance. A vote for Labour where I live is actually classed as a protest vote so that is what I'll be doing. I enjoy eating dead animals, wearing leather shoes and driving petrol guzzling cars too much to want to vote Green.

    The only danger of voting Labour is that I add to the numbers that Comrade Corbyn, after losing the election, will claim is an endorsement of him and his neo-Marxist agenda. No doubt he will use this to convince the Party faithful that he needs to stay on and hang around like the stench of kippers after breakfast.

    There might be quite a few politicians with egg on their faces come Friday morning. Jo Swinson might have jizz on her face if pictures like the one above keep getting posted.
     
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    GroveRanger, Dec 11, 2019
  6. gas

    gas ACCOUNT DELETED Forum Moderator

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    ^ ^ ^ ****
     
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  7. GroveRanger

    GroveRanger Well-Known Member

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    ^^^ he wishes
     
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    GroveRanger, Dec 11, 2019
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  8. gas

    gas ACCOUNT DELETED Forum Moderator

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    ^ ^ ^

    True dat

    Being a **** might make you a better person <diva>

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    gas, Dec 11, 2019
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  9. GroveRanger

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    GroveRanger, Dec 11, 2019
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  10. monacoger

    monacoger POTY 2021

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    Can you put a "not voting, like 40%+ of the public" as a choice on the poll please?
     
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    monacoger, Dec 11, 2019
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  11. gas

    gas ACCOUNT DELETED Forum Moderator

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    Done m7

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    gas, Dec 11, 2019
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  12. monacoger

    monacoger POTY 2021

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    Yeah, cheers you **** <grr>
     
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    monacoger, Dec 11, 2019
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    monacoger POTY 2021

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    monacoger, Dec 11, 2019
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    GroveRanger Well-Known Member

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    GroveRanger, Dec 11, 2019
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  15. The Anilingus Aficionado

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    37% of the GC public already :eek:
     
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    The Anilingus Aficionado, Dec 11, 2019
  16. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Ugly, nice tits, horrible hands that need a good wash, kebab style fanny.

    2 out of 4. It's a naw from me.
     
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    Gambol, Dec 11, 2019
  17. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    The guy on the bottom has just woke up and WTF! are you doing!
     
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    Gambol, Dec 11, 2019
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  18. pineappleupsidedown

    pineappleupsidedown Well-Known Member

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    I hope the turn is 1% above your bet threshold.
     
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    pineappleupsidedown, Dec 11, 2019
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  19. monacoger

    monacoger POTY 2021

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    I wish you peace and joy for you and your family. This is the difference between you and me, you utter prick.
     
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    monacoger, Dec 11, 2019
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    pineappleupsidedown Well-Known Member

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    This is true ...
     
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    pineappleupsidedown, Dec 11, 2019
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