Off Topic Politics Thread

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I had a thought today for 'fun'.

If we were going to the polls and you had to vote for one of these three for PM for the next 5 years, which one would you choose

1. Farage.
2. Trump.
3. Liz Truss.
 
He quite literally got shot. What is that if not taking a bullet?
Nobody’s denying he got shot .

Taking a bullet means taking a bullett for someone else the bullett was fired at .

Trump DID NOT TAKE A BULLET FOR ANYONE , least of all himself .

Had he known it was going to be attempted , he would’ve been hiding in the darkest reaches of the Amazon with a dark wig and huge tits !
 
Nobody’s denying he got shot .

Taking a bullet means taking a bullett for someone else the bullett was fired at .

Trump DID NOT TAKE A BULLET FOR ANYONE , least of all himself .

Had he known it was going to be attempted , he would’ve been hiding in the darkest reaches of the Amazon with a dark wig and huge tits !

I think I met him/her/them on a Tinder date. Or was it Grindr? So many choices...
 
Nobody’s denying he got shot .

Taking a bullet means taking a bullett for someone else the bullett was fired at .

Trump DID NOT TAKE A BULLET FOR ANYONE , least of all himself .

Had he known it was going to be attempted , he would’ve been hiding in the darkest reaches of the Amazon with a dark wig and huge tits !

And yet. He was back on the campaign trail the next day, working just as hard. He is relentless.

Even if you hate him, you have to respect that.
 
Nobody’s denying he got shot .

Taking a bullet means taking a bullett for someone else the bullett was fired at .

Trump DID NOT TAKE A BULLET FOR ANYONE , least of all himself .

Had he known it was going to be attempted , he would’ve been hiding in the darkest reaches of the Amazon with a dark wig and huge tits !


He’s already got the tits tbf
 
And yet. He was back on the campaign trail the next day, working just as hard. He is relentless.

Even if you hate him, you have to respect that.
I do have respect for that.

However, he didn't even lose a piece of his ear. How does your ear get shot and stay fully intact? And how minor an injury is it that you have no bandage a week later and no scabs or anything?

I do think it was a traumatic experience for him though. And someone died. So I do have respect for him getting back on with it.
 
Not even the faintest trace of a scar, after less than 24 hours too.

He truly is the Son of God.

There will be queues of Trump worshippers holding up their sick children, in the firm belief that touching his ear (aka Stigmata) will cure all ills. I'm fully expecting the clouds to part, and a large pointing hand to come down, with a booming voice saying "He is the chosen one, with whom I am well pleased".