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My Brexit supporting Tory voting mate told me yesterday that we should fill the channel with bloody great crocodiles, alligators and piranha fish and fill the sea with mines. The navy should deploy submarines and torpedo the bastards and that was all said while we were waiting outside the pub and he hadn't had a drink yet. Once he had a beer in his hand the conversation turned to killer whales. A that point he was greeted with a chorus of FFS shut up.

He's a Tory with not a shred of compassion or empathy about him. We tolerate the nasty little fascist because he always has little snippets of inside info on the Saints. He was adamant that there are two more first team signings being lined up, one a winger and the other PEH's replacement which he reckons will astonish us all. He wouldn't name names as he said they would now where the leak came from and his contact would end up in really deep trouble as Saints are keeping it all hush hush to stop others stealing them from under their nose.

You heard it here first.
 
St. Luigi Scrosoppi said:
My Brexit supporting Tory voting mate told me yesterday that we should fill the channel with bloody great crocodiles, alligators and piranha fish and fill the sea with mines. The navy should deploy submarines and torpedo the bastards and that was all said while we were waiting outside the pub and he hadn't had a drink yet. Once he had a beer in his hand the conversation turned to killer whales. A that point he was greeted with a chorus of FFS shut up.

He's a Tory with not a shred of compassion or empathy about him. We tolerate the nasty little fascist because he always has little snippets of inside info on the Saints. He was adamant that there are two more first team signings being lined up, one a winger and the other PEH's replacement which he reckons will astonish us all. He wouldn't name names as he said they would now where the leak came from and his contact would end up in really deep trouble as Saints are keeping it all hush hush to stop others stealing them from under their nose.

You heard it here first.
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The lad from Chelsea I hope...

edit: Loftus-Cheek


I was having a block then.
 
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rednright said:
Not a lot of love on this forum for us tory voters then.
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Well if the Tories acted like a proper Conservative party such as Germany's Christian Democrats, then we wouldn't mind. Alas the Johnson administration has its values on creating chaos, sowing the seeds of destruction and the división of British society.
 
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Schrodinger's Cat said:
I like some of the contributors <laugh>
Gammonella Hartley-Mogg-Vine, Haty-Katy Hopkins and Gammony McRacistfeatures
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The footnote at the bottom of the text is worth a read:

LEGAL NOTE: In the event that this project runs into difficulties during the research and development stage, funds will be donated to a local project providing hot meals and activities to children from vulnerable families during the Summer Holidays in Essex. This is being organised by the guys at The Prince Of Wales pub in Stow Maries, and local volunteers are even providing transport for children to and from the site to ensure that nobody in the area goes hungry.
 
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ChilcoSaint said:
The footnote at the bottom of the text is worth a read:

LEGAL NOTE: In the event that this project runs into difficulties during the research and development stage, funds will be donated to a local project providing hot meals and activities to children from vulnerable families during the Summer Holidays in Essex. This is being organised by the guys at The Prince Of Wales pub in Stow Maries, and local volunteers are even providing transport for children to and from the site to ensure that nobody in the area goes hungry.
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And it's a brilliant way of doing it, I could just picture people sitting around in a beer garden thinking up the names as they got pissed.
 
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fatletiss said:
my mate’s son was predicted A* for physics. They’ve given him a D
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My daughter works at a school in Berkshire and she says it's dreadful what they've done. The children are distraught and the teachers (who worked like stink to calculate grades which were a reasonable estimate) are up in arms. This feckin' shower of government ......... :emoticon-0121-angry:emoticon-0121-angry:emoticon-0121-angry
 
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Well I do hope those who voted Tory in Red Wall seats are happy now. Clearly that vote against The Elite worked a treat. Their kids get downgraded and the toffs kids get marked up.
 
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