In an attempt to lose weight, fat Bunter Boris has enrolled into a gymnastics class, which is just as well, because after making his morning announcements, by lunchtiime we shall see him balancing on his head, and in the afternoon, he will have pirouetted in another direction entirely.
The crew of that tanker taken by the Iranians must be in utter despair at the knowledge that Boris will soon be negotiating their release. Watch them all get life for spying, as he declares they were only teaching journalism
