Name? It's Only A Game. My friends call me It's but quite often I'm called Gamer or Gammo for short. My mother doesn't like the shortened version so calls me It is as that's what I was Christened. She's the only person I allow to call me by my full name.
What about me? I'm a non smoker with a GSH. I have all my own teeth but a bit challenged in the hair department. The years haven't been kind to my appearance. In my youth I was compared to a film star but nowadays it's usually Shrek. I'm kind to children and wish for world peace.
What do I want? Ideally, I'm looking for a bosomy blonde with long legs who can look after me in my old age and occasionally give me a bath. The job would be a live-in position but this arrangement is still in it's developmental stage as I haven't run this bit past my wife yet.
What are my hopes for the future? Another 10yrs would be good but given family history, unlikely. I don't waste my time on internet platforms or follow a football team, as that only leads to severe disappointment and would only reduce my aim of another 10yrs. Take that not606 forum for example. The politics thread used to be a right old hoot, with a group of low intelligent, low testosterone, name calling, lefties up against a capitalist, covid jab denier, anti illegal immigration campaigner, Trump apologist, football supporting hothead, and more recently pro farmer. It all made for great entertainment when I came in from the garden. Make a coffee, pull up a chair, sit back and enjoy the show. But the authoritarian moderators have turned it into a polite, respectful and adult platform. Now it's all "I respect your right to an opinion but I don't agree with that Os" or "that's a very intelligent and well presented synopsis you've posted there Jabs". Whatever happened to the witty banter such as "you're a conspiraloon Osvaldorama" and "you thick twat (insert name here)". The only entertainment left for me is guessing how long Os can go before his life ban is activated, we all know it's coming.