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This thread is boring in the extreme. Apart from paranormal's camper van getting a good scrub. That made me sit up a bit. I know p.c Cocorans dad you know. FC won. I missed me dental appointment. Had leg of Lamb for tea,****ing lovely slow cooked greek style affair. Weathers a bit autumnal. Just saying xx

Oh KK, you devil.

I went to the gym, worked the old guns. Then I went to see the family and got a roast dinner. Beautiful.

Now I've come back home, to talk to you gents, and I've cracked open a can of Stella.

So my days wins.

Turn around, touch the ground. KINGS! No comebacks...
 
Chazz's Whatagayboy outing.
A truly clever play on words.

I'm on me **** I phone and don't know how to insert a music clip.

It'd have to be Man2Man and Male stripper.

Do me the honours.

Got this one covered. Just need to dip into my youtube favourites...

[video=youtube;1Fc19Zaf0Ic]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Fc19Zaf0Ic&feature=related[/video]
 
Oh KK, you devil.

I went to the gym, worked the old guns. Then I went to see the family and got a roast dinner. Beautiful.

Now I've come back home, to talk to you gents, and I've cracked open a can of Stella.

So my days wins.

Turn around, touch the ground. KINGS! No comebacks...

Aaah Sundays. Only spoilt by the looming soul crushing BASTARD that is Monday.
 
This thread is boring in the extreme. Apart from paranormal's camper van getting a good scrub. That made me sit up a bit. I know p.c Cocorans dad you know. FC won. I missed me dental appointment. Had leg of Lamb for tea,****ing lovely slow cooked greek style affair. Weathers a bit autumnal. Just saying xx

I thought it was one of the ****test threads ever with loads of half witted posts by clever twats twisting what other posters had said.

ISTPLT's comments towards Madhog were beyond laughable given some of the other posts he chose to ignore.

It's back on track now thanks to Chazz and his campvan.
 
Oh KK, you devil.

I went to the gym, worked the old guns. Then I went to see the family and got a roast dinner. Beautiful.

Now I've come back home, to talk to you gents, and I've cracked open a can of Stella.

So my days wins.

Turn around, touch the ground. KINGS! No comebacks...

Much better than my day.

I went to visit my mum today, hoped to have a nice roast cooked for me. Unfortunately I spent the day Xmas shopping (YES IN SEPTEMBER!) for my niece and nephew. Ended up having Burger King.

Thanks mum.
 
I thought it was one of the ****test threads ever with loads of half witted posts by clever twats twisting what other posters had said.

ISTPLT's comments towards Madhog were beyond laughable given some of the other posts he chose to ignore.

It's back on track now thanks to Chazz and his campvan.

Correctomundo sunshine.

The sooner we can deflect these threads away from bitching and high horses, the better.

Preferably with campervans and gypsies.

I realise this isn't always going to be possible, but we should at least strive towards it.

Job well done, lads.
 
Correctomundo sunshine.

Preferably with campervans and gypsies.
.

In homage to this, just been listening to me old All About Eve albums, and I would stick some flowers in my hair too, if I had any :(

[video=youtube;Blu_WkjL_is]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Blu_WkjL_is&feature=BFa&list=PL51AF62E728E2AF74[/video]

Lets have some more gypsy style music!
 
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This thread is boring in the extreme. Apart from paranormal's camper van getting a good scrub. That made me sit up a bit. I know p.c Cocorans dad you know. FC won. I missed me dental appointment. Had leg of Lamb for tea,****ing lovely slow cooked greek style affair. Weathers a bit autumnal. Just saying xx

Finally the time is right, i take the courageous step to finally come out and you declare it boring!! I'm hurt Kempton, very hurt. These tears are real. I'm off back in again now then.

Dont tell dutch and the others on this thread but the large police presence was to protect my minority status :emoticon-0173-middl
 
Before you go Chazz it's a tag axel (pardon the pun) Autotrail with a really big garage for all your toys wink wink, get the biggest one you can afford to avoid dissapointment mate, hope this helps.
 
Chazz's Whatagayboy outing.
A truly clever play on words.

I'm on me **** I phone and don't know how to insert a music clip.

It'd have to be Man2Man and Male stripper.

Do me the honours.

Got this one covered. Just need to dip into my youtube favourites...

[video=youtube;1Fc19Zaf0Ic]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Fc19Zaf0Ic&feature=related[/video]

Sublime.

Great dancing, fantastic tune and a vest to die for, granted not a Lonsdale but you can't have everything.

Spoilt by awful miming and the worst eyebrows ever.

Her indoors asked why I was watching gay men dancing on my phone when she came down from having a bath.

'if you have to ask the question then you won't understand the answer'

She called me a dickhead.
 
Sublime.

Great dancing, fantastic tune and a vest to die for, granted not a Lonsdale but you can't have everything.

Spoilt by awful miming and the worst eyebrows ever.

Her indoors asked why I was watching gay men dancing on my phone when she came down from having a bath.

'if you have to ask the question then you won't understand the answer'

She called me a dickhead.

Women, can't live with them. Wonder how many we could squeeze into a campervan and go on a tour.
 
Sublime.

Great dancing, fantastic tune and a vest to die for, granted not a Lonsdale but you can't have everything.

Spoilt by awful miming and the worst eyebrows ever.

Her indoors asked why I was watching gay men dancing on my phone when she came down from having a bath.

'if you have to ask the question then you won't understand the answer'

She called me a dickhead.

Women, can't live with them. Wonder how many we could squeeze into a campervan and go on a tour.

I'm in as long as I can bunk with Chazz.

Or Party.

At a push( and not backwards) with Erik. We have had a bromance previously but it's over now.

Shame really.
 
Sublime.

Great dancing, fantastic tune and a vest to die for, granted not a Lonsdale but you can't have everything.

Spoilt by awful miming and the worst eyebrows ever.



Her indoors asked why I was watching gay men dancing on my phone when she came down from having a bath.

'if you have to ask the question then you won't understand the answer'

She called me a dickhead.

Classic lol
 
:emoticon-0173-middl

Finally the time is right, i take the courageous step to finally come out and you declare it boring!! I'm hurt Kempton, very hurt. These tears are real. I'm off back in again now then.

Dont tell dutch and the others on this thread but the large police presence was to protect my minority status :emoticon-0173-middl
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I'm in as long as I can bunk with Chazz.

Or Party.

At a push( and not backwards) with Erik. We have had a bromance previously but it's over now.

Shame really

[video=youtube;ATEUozct-4Y]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ATEUozct-4Y[/video]

Beautiful.

I had tears rolling down my face listening to the lyrics and what they meant.

'Why are you crying?'Asked Mrs Galante.

'Because I think I might be a gay' is all I could answer.

She never batted an eyelid.

Not a flicker.
 
Sublime.

Great dancing, fantastic tune and a vest to die for, granted not a Lonsdale but you can't have everything.

Spoilt by awful miming and the worst eyebrows ever.

Her indoors asked why I was watching gay men dancing on my phone when she came down from having a bath.

'if you have to ask the question then you won't understand the answer'

She called me a dickhead.

I didn't just stop at man 2 man. I've been cruising through a virtual youtube Canal Street. Sylvester, Devine, Patrick Cowley, Imagination, Jimmy Summerville...those fruits really know how to party.