Off Topic Pointless point-scoring thread

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I saw a headline on the back of one of the papers a few days ago, something along the lines of,'I joined rangers to play in the CL' - when did lower league teams get into the CL? <confused>
 
Most Brits abroad are cimplete mongs. I met a Scottish **** In Crete who had been going to the same place for years but had never tasted any Greek food. I don't eat that foreign muck he says.

Oh **** off ya clown I replied.
 
Most Brits abroad are cimplete mongs. I met a Scottish **** In Crete who had been going to the same place for years but had never tasted any Greek food. I don't eat that foreign muck he says.

Oh **** off ya clown I replied.
I met a guy from Hamilton, in Cuba, who complained to reception that the main restaurants didn't serve chips!
 
Also, met a fat Hun fae paisley, in Cuba, who only ate in the poolside burger bar as "ah didnae eat aw that fresh stuff n a hate fish"...

He wore a rangers tap everyday and sunbathed on a rangers towel!
 
Saw some shaven-headed mongtard driving down Sheikh Zayed Road yesterday in his ****ter H3 (the female version of a Hummer), and he had a Rangers FC spare wheel cover.

No doubt all he ate were chips and his own faeces the fat, ****ing ****.
 
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Also, met a fat Hun fae paisley, in Cuba, who only ate in the poolside burger bar as "ah didnae eat aw that fresh stuff n a hate fish"...

He wore a rangers tap everyday and sunbathed on a rangers towel!
A supercunt. There Is nothing more depressing than Glesga airport filled with fat fenians and huns of on their jollies decked oot in their brand new fitba taps. ****s shouldny be allowed a passport.
 
I wear football tops.

To play football.

Anyone, as Pud and my dear friend Aldo say, who wears one to go shopping or even to a ****ing match, should be publiclly mocked and possibly buggered too.
 
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A supercunt. There Is nothing more depressing than Glesga airport filled with fat fenians and huns of on their jollies decked oot in their brand new fitba taps. ****s shouldny be allowed a passport.
This ^^^^^

As soon as you walk up to the checkin desk dressed in a football tap, you're passport should be checked to see if you are aged more than 16 years old... if so, passport automatically shredded and yer arse booted out the airport.
 
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