"I'll be England's no 1 keeper now I've signed for the Gers" Wes Foderinghamshank. Eh, naw ye won't mate
I saw a headline on the back of one of the papers a few days ago, something along the lines of,'I joined rangers to play in the CL' - when did lower league teams get into the CL?
Raging because he goes on holiday to a Muslim country, is too stupid to know that there are calls to prayer, and so decides to blast Rule Britannia out his hotel window. What a depressing existence if that's how he acts when abroad.
Most Brits abroad are cimplete mongs. I met a Scottish **** In Crete who had been going to the same place for years but had never tasted any Greek food. I don't eat that foreign muck he says. Oh **** off ya clown I replied.
I met a guy from Hamilton, in Cuba, who complained to reception that the main restaurants didn't serve chips!
I go on holiday to eat foreign food, not saying I don't eat chips and the like but the bulk of what I eat is local food, it's what makes your holiday.
Also, met a fat Hun fae paisley, in Cuba, who only ate in the poolside burger bar as "ah didnae eat aw that fresh stuff n a hate fish"... He wore a rangers tap everyday and sunbathed on a rangers towel!
Saw some shaven-headed mongtard driving down Sheikh Zayed Road yesterday in his ****ter H3 (the female version of a Hummer), and he had a Rangers FC spare wheel cover. No doubt all he ate were chips and his own faeces the fat, ****ing ****.
A supercunt. There Is nothing more depressing than Glesga airport filled with fat fenians and huns of on their jollies decked oot in their brand new fitba taps. ****s shouldny be allowed a passport.
I wear football tops. To play football. Anyone, as Pud and my dear friend Aldo say, who wears one to go shopping or even to a ****ing match, should be publiclly mocked and possibly buggered too.
This ^^^^^ As soon as you walk up to the checkin desk dressed in a football tap, you're passport should be checked to see if you are aged more than 16 years old... if so, passport automatically shredded and yer arse booted out the airport.
