Off Topic Pointless point-scoring thread

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And I'll add you 2 to the list of folk who fail at using sarcasm.

Seriously, I'm offended.

Mick = talking ****e as per.

Sarcasm & hyperbole are not the same thing. One is exaggeration and one is about intent.

If I was being sarcastic I might say something like "Aye, sure MD knows loads about hyperbole" while in fact knowing that you don't.

Hope this lesson helps. <ok>
 
Sarcasm & hyperbole are not the same thing. One is exaggeration and one is about intent.

If I was being sarcastic I might say something like "Aye, sure MD knows loads about hyperbole" while in fact knowing that you don't.

Hope this lesson helps. <ok>

Aye.

Helped me realise that you are a superior human being because you can read and write properly. Praise be to Venom.
 
Aye.

Helped me realise that you are a superior human being because you can read and write. Praise be to Venom.

That's good to know.

Plus in future you'll be able to correct ****s who tell you to stop being sarcastic, you can tell them you were being hyperbolic and seem almost as smart as I am. <ok>
 
That's good to know.

Plus in future you'll be able to correct ****s who tell you to stop being sarcastic, you can tell them you were being hyperbolic and seem almost as smart as I am. <ok>

Naw.

I'll leave that to you ****s. Always amazes me the way people use literacy to prove they are better than people <laugh>

If I believed in the logic myself I'd just come out with some pish like "Aye, but I can knock **** out of you so therefore am superior than you"

Such things are below me though <ok>
 
Naw.

I'll leave that to you ****s. Always amazes me the way people use literacy to prove they are better than people <laugh>

If I believed in the logic myself I'd just come out with some pish like "Aye, but I can knock **** out of you so therefore am superior than you"

Such things are below me though <ok>

Aye, cause you got a hiding from a 14 year old pikey.
 
Naw.

I'll leave that to you ****s. Always amazes me the way people use literacy to prove they are better than people

If I believed in the logic myself I'd just come out with some pish like "Aye, but I can knock **** out of you so therefore am superior than you"

Such things are below me though

<laugh>

You couldn't punch numbers into a mobile.