Off Topic Pointless point-scoring thread

Aye, I remember when we all said you were heading for administration and you called us Kerrydale accountants. What ****s we made of ourselves eh?

 

Sarcasm & hyperbole are not the same thing. One is exaggeration and one is about intent.

If I was being sarcastic I might say something like "Aye, sure MD knows loads about hyperbole" while in fact knowing that you don't.

Hope this lesson helps.

 

None of this happened.

 

Aye.

Helped me realise that you are a superior human being because you can read and write properly. Praise be to Venom.

 

True. You were liquidated.

 

That's good to know.

Plus in future you'll be able to correct ****s who tell you to stop being sarcastic, you can tell them you were being hyperbolic and seem almost as smart as I am.

 

You confuse me with the hardcore element that actually gives a flying ****.

I've went through bankruptcy, its not that traumatic.

Although, technically, I'm not the same person anymore. Well it depends who you ask.

 

Naw.

I'll leave that to you ****s. Always amazes me the way people use literacy to prove they are better than people

If I believed in the logic myself I'd just come out with some pish like "Aye, but I can knock **** out of you so therefore am superior than you"

Such things are below me though

 

Aye, cause you got a hiding from a 14 year old pikey.

 

And you're a staunch conservative.

Are we just making **** up now aye?

 

You couldn't punch numbers into a mobile.

 

And you canny punch new material into a keyboard.

Because that **** is OLD

 

Meeeeoooow

 

^^^^

Lives in Perth. Speaks like a darky.

 

I believe the PC word is Niggah

 

http://www.bbc.com/sport/0/football/26333152

 

Someone's going to be getting death threats

 

the fun never stops

 

i've just read some of the other articles in the Newsletter just now. There is beel in everyone of them! Its not hard to see who their target audience may be.