And Dortmund, and Juve, and Inter, and Milan, and Anderlecht, and Club Brugges, and Sparta Prague, and Hamburg, and Stuttgart, and Ajax, and PSV, and Basel, and Galatasaray, and Dynamo Kiev.
You forgot to add ", and Burnley" who wore 2 stars to commemorate their two league titles or ", and Bury" who wore two stars for their two cups wins or ", and Ipswich" who wear 3 stars to commemorate a league, an FA Cup and a UEFA cup or ", and Wexforth Youths FC" who wear 2 stars to commemorate "Titles won by Wexford Football League sides coached by Mick Wallace, founder of Wexford Youths F.C"
Ok, so The Rangers haven’t made a decision about an EGM, but I made a decision yesterday! I changed my name!! Phoned all my creditors and told them I’m not me, I’m somebody else, so they can whistle for their money ha ha. Would you believe it, I had to repeat myself, so I explained to them, in language that a golden labrador would understand, that I am not me because my name is me and I have changed it so that makes me a different me which means that the me that owed them money was some other me, not me. Now the old me is a new me. Then I got a phone call from a bolshy education authority and some ancient Universities asking for the return of the qualifications that belonged to that other guy who owes people money and I claim is not me. Bloody nerve! I tried to explain to them that although I am a new me I’m still the old me because my name is not me because I am me; but if it’s all right by them then I’d still like to be known by my old name because if I’m not me then who the hell am I? I offered them money for the qualifications that belonged to the old me to make me me and they told me – the new me, that is – to take a hike. Bloody cheek! Then one of the fellas was really nice when I bunged him a tenner and he told the new me about a friendly website called Sertificates_For_All.con and they said ok we know you’ve changed your name and you have no debt because you are no longer the old you but a new you who wants to be known as the old you with the same qualifications as the old you, and so here’s a nicely embossed print-out of the qualifications you had and we’ve even put on it the old name that you’ve changed – and we’ve included a wee covering letter to say that the new you is the old you without the historical debt of the old you but with the historical qualifications of the old you. Did warn me not to find myself in a real court. Says if that happens then games-a-bogie – I’ll have to give my real name! Anyway, now the new me is the old me again. Simple.
From T’Gers season ticket Terms and Conditions: 7. Rangers Football Club reserves the right to refuse entry to the Stadium where the season ticket holder has an outstanding debt to the Club.
Well you must be thick as **** and your qualifications mean **** all. My wife changed her name and she kept her qualifications. All of them.
Actually changing your name is one of the things people do to ditch debt. Think my sisters had hers changed 5 or 6 times.
