You poor sods have obviously missed my dazzling wit and insight so I thought i'd give you a treat just today.
Charlie Mulgrew should be docked 2 weeks wages and made to train with the stiffs for the rest of the season. If that poppy **** wasn't bad enough, he's an absolute disgrace wanting that shower in the SPL.
I love the juxtaposition of "a stray" where I expected to read "astray". It conjures up notions of cruel betrayal by a thoughtless master, and "laid" in the stead of "led". It brings to life the image of a people who have lain down instead of standing up for themselves. Quite brilliant really.