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Off Topic Pointless point-scoring thread

Discussion in 'Celtic' started by RebelBhoy, May 15, 2012.

  1. Mind The Duck

    Mind The Duck Well-Known Member

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    Imagine using your baby as a piss shield
     
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    exactly how they probably say it!

    "That's those piss filled waterbloons so it is!"

    please log in to view this image
     
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  3. The Anilingus Aficionado

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    #Mindyfail
     
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  4. Mind The Duck

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    Edge uses Trev as a piss shield
     
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  5. VenomPD

    VenomPD Merrick jr

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    Aye, his own piss <BarrieSaysRelax>
     
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  6. BlackRock

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    FORMER Rangers and Motherwell striker Francis Jeffers has been bound over to keep the peace after a row with his father-in-law, a court heard today. Jeffers, 31, who also played for Everton and Arsenal, was found by police wielding a broomstick when they responded to a 999 call on December 21 last year, Sefton Magistrates' Court heard.

    Lorraine Barton, prosecuting, told the court that Jeffers, of Crosby, Liverpool, had recently separated from his wife Lucy, whom he married in 2009. She said: "Their marriage had broken down and an incident took place outside his flat."

    "Officers attended. They found Mr Jeffers outside one of the flats with a broom stick," she added. The court was told that the victim in the case was Albert Boden - the defendant's father-in-law and that he was found by police with "some injuries".

    Jeffers, who was signed to Rangers on loan in 2005, was arrested and charged with threatening behaviour. Mr Boden did not attend today's hearing. Jeffers, with short cropped brown hair wore a grey suit, white shirt and black tie and spoke to confirm his name, age and address.

    Ms Barton said that it was now the Crown's application to request that Jeffers be bound over to keep the peace. Jeffers, who joined Motherwell for five months in 2011, was asked by the court clerk if he was working and he responded: "No."

    He also told the court he was not claiming benefits. Peter Rathe, chairman of the bench, bound Jeffers over for 12 months in the sum of £100 and the section 4 public order charge was formally dismissed. Jeffers made his Everton debut against Manchester United on Boxing Day 1997, aged 16. He was bought by Arsenal for £8million before returning to Everton on loan.

    He went on to play for Charlton, Rangers, Blackburn, Ipswich, Sheffield Wednesday, Newcastle Jets in Australia and Motherwell.



    No doubt this will be swept under the rug.
     
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  7. ManDingo 20"/20"

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    <laugh><laugh>'
     
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  8. VenomPD

    VenomPD Merrick jr

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    Get him signed up for the curling team.
     
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  9. Tina.

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    Apparently Scott Brown gets more from his Puma sponsorship than Sevco will get next season.
     
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  10. Super hooper

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    Any connection between what Coo posts and the truth is merely accidental.
     
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  12. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    2/10
     
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  13. Tina.

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    I feel responsible.

    :(

    Disliked your post by mistake, sorry, G x
     
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  14. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    That's awright, doll face, apology accepted :grin:

    See how easy it is for everyone to get along?
     
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  15. Tina.

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    **** you <grr>
     
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  16. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    So you keep saying but ye never deliver. Ya cocktease.
     
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  17. Mick

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