Ten Hag? He's ruled out leaving Ajax this season.Don't want Maureen. Never has the term "be careful what you wish for" been more true.
What about the Ajax guy?
Best hope that reported clause to get 20% off Lo Celso's fee if we sign him in January exists, eh?The impending appointment of Mourinho leaves me feeling much like I did 21 years ago, when we appointed The Bloke in the Coat.
He's a twat who belongs elsewhere with his boring ****ing football.
I'll just have to wait the bastard out. It shouldn't take too long for him to be found out and sacked.
Don't want Maureen. Never has the term "be careful what you wish for" been more true.
What about the Ajax guy?
From Ozil's book:I’d like to see ****ers like Eriksen thinking they are getting a sniff of first team football under Jose with that stinking attitude he showed in a Poch team
The impending appointment of Mourinho leaves me feeling much like I did 21 years ago, when we appointed The Bloke in the Coat.
He's a twat who belongs elsewhere with his boring ****ing football.
I'll just have to wait the bastard out. It shouldn't take too long for him to be found out and sacked.

From Ozil's book:
I’ve had enough now. ‘What do you actually want from me?’ I snap back at him.
‘I want you to play as well as you can,’ Mourinho yells. ‘I want you to go into tackles like a man. Do you know what it looks like when you tackle? No? Let me show you.’
Mourinho stands on tiptoes, thrusts his arms down by his sides, purses his lips and minces around the dressing room. ‘That’s how you tackle. Ooh, I mustn’t get hurt. And absolutely mustn’t get dirty,’ he shouts while repeating his Ozil tackle parody.
‘If you’re so great, why don’t you get out there and play yourself?’ I scream now, ripping off my jersey and hurling it at his feet. ‘Here. Put it on. Off you go.’
Mourinho just laughs spitefully. ‘Oh, are you giving up now?’ he asks. ‘What a coward,’ he says harshly, moving to within just a few centimetres of me. ‘What do you want? To crawl under a nice, warm shower? Shampoo your hair? Be on your own? Or do you want to show your team-mates, the fans out there and me what you’re capable of?’
‘Do you know what, Mesut? Cry if you like! Sob away! You’re such a baby. Go and take a shower. We don’t need you.’
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The impending appointment of Mourinho leaves me feeling much like I did 21 years ago, when we appointed The Bloke in the Coat.
He's a twat who belongs elsewhere with his boring ****ing football.
I'll just have to wait the bastard out. It shouldn't take too long for him to be found out and sacked.
The impending appointment of Mourinho leaves me feeling much like I did 21 years ago, when we appointed The Bloke in the Coat.
He's a twat who belongs elsewhere with his boring ****ing football.
I'll just have to wait the bastard out. It shouldn't take too long for him to be found out and sacked.
People are going to churn this out all the time because they are in love with Poch
...people having a pop at a manager who has won more than our club has in half a century is laughable stuff.
About time this Club focused on a trophy winner and not someone else who needs to advance their own personal CV.
I really don't see him having that success ahead of him. He looked ****ing clueless at the end of his time at United and all he was doing was throwing players under the bus to try and protect his own reputation. He was a cocky ****ing **** but back then, he was a winner.
I've always disliked him but had to respect his success. Nowadays, I find that I can just concentrate on disliking him.
Not going to lie, this appointment is extremely surprising. I did not see you ever appointing Mourinho. He goes against everything you represent. Then again, football is a funny old game.
Who knows, he could perform better than you think.
He's not a Spurs manager and he looks burned out to me. If we were getting the Mourinho who went to Inter or on to Real Madrid, then I'd have to consider that we'd got a top manager (despite the sometimes unattractive football).
Of late, he looks like his football's from a different century and some of the stuff United played under him was utterly desperate.
We should be able to do better but Levy's just not very good at picking managers and never gets 2 right consecutively.
I really don't see him having that success ahead of him. He looked ****ing clueless at the end of his time at United and all he was doing was throwing players under the bus to try and protect his own reputation. A decade ago, he was a cocky ****ing **** but back then, he was a winner.
I've always disliked him but had to respect his success. Nowadays, I find that I can just concentrate on disliking him.