Pixie's Cafe

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I think they're similar addictions but a heroin dependency takes less time to build.

If you drunk alcohol every day for a week you wouldn't be getting the blunt end of withdrawal on the 7th/8th day. Smack you would. When fully addicted though I wouldn't say drink is any easier to knock on the head.

Oh and BobbyD you can get shakes/sweats on alcohol withdrawal too.

When I used to visit detox centres I was so jealous of alcoholics. They slept and ****. Us smack heads rolled around like *****s all night....

Still kept visiting on a regular basis.

Until about 4 years ago I used to drive all round the country visiting my old detox centres and sitting down with the lads and lasses and have a chat..share my experiences and ****. Give something back an all that.
 
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Like with most drugs, the drug itself isn’t the problem, it’s the circumstances that surround it that cause the problems.

Most street drugs are cut with something because it means the dealers make more money and because of course the whole thing is completely unregulated. That means people don’t have a clue what **** they are ingesting, smoking, injecting etc.

Then there is the fact that with serious drug use, usually comes an element of crime either petty theft, robbery or more serious assault. To fund the habit. Also drug dealing often goes hand in hand with other crimes along the same lines.

Then there is the social deprivation aspect. Poverty, poor housing, poor parenting, unemployment, poor prospects etc. Lots of poor people end up in debt and drink and drugs is a temporary escape.

I know I’m making generalisations here, but I’ve seen it all first hand and used to deal with the sharp end of the stick in the NHS, with people who were caught up in a life of poverty, crime and drugs.

As has been mentioned already. The best thing to do is to decriminalise all drugs. License and regulate cannabis like they do with alcohol and set up treatment referral programmes for herion, barbiturate and their derivatives

I was going to mention the petty theft but to be honest people who cant afford the drug and involved in petty theft will probably still be stealing to fund it (even if it was way cheaper).
 
Pixie's café has turned into a bit of a drug den.

I'm not sure this is the kind of place I'd want to hang around in for two long.

Sorry mate, but you are barred from my cafe on account of me having to sack you, because you were using the broom as a pretend guitar and prancing around screaming 'I'm a Rock God' instead of sweeping the floor and cleaning out the bogs as you were instructed to do.

Now **** off down the job centre and tell your sob story to them <ok>
 
The problem with smack.........is smack

In the home of smack - Afghanistan, there’s an estimated 1m addicts out of a population of 35m. The issue is largely its mere availability.

The problem with smack is - same as most illicit substances - the impurities. I watched a BBC documentary before which explained how in it's purest form and used correctly it's not much worse for the body than too much sugar.

Not only do the impurities cause issues with users putting all sorts into their bodies but it also causes overdoses when an addict one day gets gear that's 2/3x as strong and not knowing just pins their normal amount... Game over.
 
Sorry mate, but you are barred from my cafe on account of me having to sack you, because you were using the broom as a pretend guitar and prancing around screaming 'I'm a Rock God' instead of sweeping the floor and cleaning out the bogs as you were instructed to do.

Now **** off down the job centre and tell your sob story to them <ok>

... there's a photo somewhere ... silly cnut also has one with a KFC bucket on his head ... I'll see if I can find it .. he loves it when I post it ... not rattled at all ... (actually he cries.. so I might not) <cheers>
 
Sorry mate, but you are barred from my cafe on account of me having to sack you, because you were using the broom as a pretend guitar and prancing around screaming 'I'm a Rock God' instead of sweeping the floor and cleaning out the bogs as you were instructed to do.

Now **** off down the job centre and tell your sob story to them <ok>

(1) I don't work for you
(2) I own the freehold
(3) you have an unprotected lease, with a mere two years left to run, and I am not going to allow you to renew
(4) you inherited a massive dilapidations bill, which I am going to hold you liable for
(5) you are fcuked

I am so glad we sorted that out, Chuckles.
 
(1) I don't work for you
(2) I own the freehold
(3) you have an unprotected lease, with a mere two years left to run, and I am not going to allow you to renew
(4) you inherited a massive dilapidations bill, which I am going to hold you liable for
(5) you are fcuked

I am so glad we sorted that out, Chuckles.
Why are you signing yourself "Chuckles" ... has your real line of work inadverently slipped out? :emoticon-0136-giggl
 
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That’s right mofo, not anymore you don’t.

By the way, I told the jobcentre about that incident where you were caught trying to put your cock in a ring donut.

It was a cinnamon ring, actually.
 
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Is that your pet name for Rupert’s arsehole ?

I don't know any "Rupert," Pix.

You're getting me confused with Bambs, on that one, mate. He often fantasies about such a character, and is forever dreaming up ways where he can fall against Rupert's exposed ring-piece with his erect knob.
 
I don't know any "Rupert," Pix.

You're getting me confused with Bambs, on that one, mate. He often fantasies about such a character, and is forever dreaming up ways where he can fall against Rupert's exposed ring-piece with his erect knob.

.... if you and Rupert want to pop round for a mince pie and a small glass of port before Xmas, Quents ... it's really no problem ...<cheers>