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  1. Skylarker

    Skylarker PL High Commissioner

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    When I used to visit detox centres I was so jealous of alcoholics. They slept and ****. Us smack heads rolled around like *****s all night....

    Still kept visiting on a regular basis.

    Until about 4 years ago I used to drive all round the country visiting my old detox centres and sitting down with the lads and lasses and have a chat..share my experiences and ****. Give something back an all that.
     
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  2. Skylarker

    Skylarker PL High Commissioner

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    You seriously believe that?
     
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  3. Tobes

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    Yes. Look at the ratio of users to addicts of alcohol vs smack

    Look at Afghanistan and the number of addicts there due to its availability

    It’s an evil drug
     
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  4. BobbyD

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    I was going to mention the petty theft but to be honest people who cant afford the drug and involved in petty theft will probably still be stealing to fund it (even if it was way cheaper).
     
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  5. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    Sorry mate, but you are barred from my cafe on account of me having to sack you, because you were using the broom as a pretend guitar and prancing around screaming 'I'm a Rock God' instead of sweeping the floor and cleaning out the bogs as you were instructed to do.

    Now **** off down the job centre and tell your sob story to them <ok>
     
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  6. Libby

    Libby Derby County, we're coming for you

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    The problem with smack is - same as most illicit substances - the impurities. I watched a BBC documentary before which explained how in it's purest form and used correctly it's not much worse for the body than too much sugar.

    Not only do the impurities cause issues with users putting all sorts into their bodies but it also causes overdoses when an addict one day gets gear that's 2/3x as strong and not knowing just pins their normal amount... Game over.
     
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  7. FosseFilberto

    FosseFilberto Pizzeria Superiore and some ...
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    ... there's a photo somewhere ... silly cnut also has one with a KFC bucket on his head ... I'll see if I can find it .. he loves it when I post it ... not rattled at all ... (actually he cries.. so I might not) <cheers>
     
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  8. (1) I don't work for you
    (2) I own the freehold
    (3) you have an unprotected lease, with a mere two years left to run, and I am not going to allow you to renew
    (4) you inherited a massive dilapidations bill, which I am going to hold you liable for
    (5) you are fcuked

    I am so glad we sorted that out, Chuckles.
     
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  10. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    That’s right mofo, not anymore you don’t.

    By the way, I told the jobcentre about that incident where you were caught trying to put your cock in a ring donut.
     
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  11. FosseFilberto

    FosseFilberto Pizzeria Superiore and some ...
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    Why are you signing yourself "Chuckles" ... has your real line of work inadverently slipped out? :emoticon-0136-giggl
     
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    <laugh> I thought that too
     
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  13. It was a cinnamon ring, actually.
     
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  14. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    Is that your pet name for Rupert’s arsehole ?
     
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  15. I don't know any "Rupert," Pix.

    You're getting me confused with Bambs, on that one, mate. He often fantasies about such a character, and is forever dreaming up ways where he can fall against Rupert's exposed ring-piece with his erect knob.
     
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  16. PINKIE

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    I know mate, you’ve already told us you call him ‘Cinnamon ring’ :)
     
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  17. FosseFilberto

    FosseFilberto Pizzeria Superiore and some ...
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    .... if you and Rupert want to pop round for a mince pie and a small glass of port before Xmas, Quents ... it's really no problem ...<cheers>
     
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  18. PINKIE

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    A 'mince' pie has a whole different meaning to Quentin and Rupert ...
     
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  19. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    <laugh>hiag destroyed time and time again. just like mrs hiag at @PISKIE cafe
     
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