Pixie's Cafe

[Stan]

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[FosseFilberto]

So, lads...

What do you think of this place?

It's a bit ****, eh?

He's got those spoons that are chained to the counter. As if anyone is going to nick the bastards!

I'm going to have a gander at the menu.

You lads spot anything?

Quents ... seriously .... go out ... do some Xmas shopping fella ...

 

[luvgonzo]

Do you actually have a cafe @PISKIE ?

 

[Spurlock]

Hi....can I have one of your pre rolled Joints please...what do you have? Lovely jubbly

Ohh.. you don't?

I thought it was one of them other Cafés!

Bye

 

[FosseFilberto]

Hi....can I have one of your pre rolled Joints please...what do you have? Lovely jubbly

Ohh.. you don't?

I thought it was one of them other Cafés!

Bye

...Cornwall would work for one of 'those' cafes .. surfer dudes long been partial, going right back to my childhood memories of holidays in Newquay and St Ives ... who's got the business plan?

 

[Spurlock]

...Cornwall would work for one of 'those' cafes .. surfer dudes long been partial, going right back to my childhood memories of holidays in Newquay and St Ives ... who's got the business plan?

Id open one if it was allowed...would be superb.

 

[PINKIE]

Id open one of it was allowed...would be superb.

I reckon the law will change eventually on this and we’ll have cannabis cafes in England. We’ve had 50 years of the ‘war on drugs’ and it’s been an abject failure. The best way to manage cannabis is to licence and regulate it.

@Safc83 has got plans for one oop north

 

[PINKIE]

Mrs HIAG wouldn't be seen dead in a joint like this. She's far too upmarket, and loves her Harvester buffet breakfast, down on the beach.

Great her plan has worked and you think she’s off to harvesters with the 40% off vouchers, whilst you’re late night Xmas shopping at Poundland.

Just don’t ask her what the spit roast was like you get home mate

 

[PINKIE]

Do you actually have a cafe @PISKIE ?

No, this thread is just HIAG confirming his award as the biggest wum **** up on not606

 

[Hoddle is a god]

Do you actually have a cafe @PISKIE ?

Yes, he admitted it on another thread.

He's tried to backtrack on it ever since, when all the lads ripped the piss with merciless abandon.

He employs cheap Polish labour, too, I understand.

 

[luvgonzo]

Yes, he admitted it on another thread.

He's tried to backtrack on it ever since, when all the lads ripped the piss with merciless abandon.

Why would owning a cafe be a bad thing?

 

[Sucky]

Cafes can make great money in the right place tbh

 

[Tobes]

Why would owning a cafe be a bad thing?

Dunno mate, he’ll be having a pop at my burger vans next

 

[PINKIE]

Why would owning a cafe be a bad thing?

It wouldn’t be a bad thing. This is just another symptom of HIAG’s desperation and **** wumming.

 

[Hoddle is a god]

Why would owning a cafe be a bad thing?

Because it's a **** hole!

Please keep up, Luvvy.

 

[Hoddle is a god]

Dunno mate, he’ll be having a pop at my burger vans next

Unless you tell me that you've had Environmental Health slap you with enforcement notices, no, I won't, Tobias.

 

[PINKIE]

Yes, he admitted it on another thread.

He's tried to backtrack on it ever since, when all the lads ripped the piss with merciless abandon.
.

Quotes with the links or it’s another wum **** up

 

[luvgonzo]

Because it's a **** hole!

Please keep up, Luvvy.

Like he'd tell you where it was if he had one.

 

[Hoddle is a god]

Like he'd tell you where it was if he had one.

I was going to buy it, Luvvy, and install a ****ing jukebox!

 

[Hoddle is a god]

Quotes with the links or it’s another wum **** up

You know I don't do that indexing ****, Pix.

Stop keep asking me that.