Phrases that should be punishable by death

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FACT! <grr>
^^^^^ This <grr>
Very much so <grr>
Discuss <grr>
Ripped a new one <grr>
Any phrase involving 'being owned' <grr>
That lazy pseudo black chat e.g. wiv, da, bro <grr>

Too many to list really but those are the badass ones <laugh>
 
My top boss keeps saying "that task is way above my pay grade". The phrase itself really pisses me off but what annoys me more is that when he says it he then delegates the bloody job to me and i'm 3 grades below him<steam>
 
Chippy minton said:
My top boss keeps saying "that task is way above my pay grade". The phrase itself really pisses me off but what annoys me more is that when he says it he then delegates the bloody job to me and i'm 3 grades below him<steam>
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That's proper management, that is. Talk ****e and delegate to the minions. I doff my cap to him.
 
He's abroad today and probably for the next 30 years - I put 3 kgs of heroin in his case when he left it in the office yesterday. I'm sure he'll see the funny side.
 
Chippy minton said:
He's abroad today and probably for the next 30 years - I put 3 kgs of heroin in his case when he left it in the office yesterday. I'm sure he'll see the funny side.
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<laugh>

Dare I say, that is "thinking outside the box". He'd be proud of you.
 
Jip Jaap Stam said:
You really went the extra mile there <whistle>
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We keep being told that managers need to develop new skill sets - he will certainly pick up some new talents when he's stuck in a Belgain prison cell for the enxt couple of decades............ I've done him a favour as he was getting a bit stale.
 
I just had a call from my sister in law saying my brother got arrested for trying to smuggle 3kg of heroin out of the country. He`s adamant some **** planted it on him and the police are investigating. Looks like they will be raiding an office premisis somewhere in the Watfrod area.
 
YeOldeBlueGas said:
I just had a call from my sister in law saying my brother got arrested for trying to smuggle 3kg of heroin out of the country. He`s adamant some **** planted it on him and the police are investigating. Looks like they will be raiding an office premisis somewhere in the Watfrod area.
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<laugh> I'll just tell them it was a new initiative test devised by our staff training team.
 
Chippy minton said:
<laugh> I'll just tell them it was a new initiative test devised by our staff training team.
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Actually I think you`re on to something there. Which member of staff can haul the biggest load of smack from Thailand to the UK.
Winner gets either a free lifetime membership to the Bankok hilton or a ****ing huge payout<cool>
 
More phrases, words and expressions that get on my tats

Innit/ain't it
And I was like/and she was like
You get me?
Quantative easing
We're in it together
Big Society
Shoulder to shoulder
Anything said by David Cameron
 
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