Off Topic Phobia

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If snakes are in the wild..I just won't go there...**** that.

I went to a bird's house once, she forgot to mention she got a snake...I said I forgotten something in the car...keys in ignition, I was gaan.

Heard rattlesnakes outside my tent in Yosemite. Don't want to be goin' outside for a piss in the night when you don't know what you might step on <yikes>
 
If snakes are in the wild..I just won't go there...**** that.

I went to a bird's house once, she forgot to mention she got a snake...I said I forgotten something in the car...keys in ignition, I was gaan.



I thought you were going to mention to her , that you had one as well <whistle>
 
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I used to love Rollercoasters and thrill rides at the amusement parks etc, but as I've got older the thought of being spun around upside down is far less appealing. Rode the Cyclone at Coney Island a few years ago. It's a 100 year old wooden rollercoaster. None of this smooth swooping and gliding around, it's a proper ****ing bone shaker, throwing you around from side to side and up and down. Was like being in a car crash, literally.

Bro, I retired from rollercoasters at 30.

I'm the bag carrier nowadays...you know when every ****er qeues up and your sat on a patch of grass, looking after everyone's bags etc...whilst being in an ideal spot to watch them all enjoy themselves?

That's me
 
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Heard rattlesnakes outside my tent in Yosemite. Don't want to be goin' outside for a piss in the night when you don't know what you might step on <yikes>

My son was asking about camping last week...I goes...why? You got a bed haven't you, you dumb ****? He goes lol but me and my mate want to try it? I goes are you 2 going to bum each other like Broke back mountain? He said no...I said well I don't like creepy crawlies so I'm not one of them Camping dad's, so dont ask me, sorry.
 
The only thing I'm not too keen on is spiders.

Not a phobia but I'll avoid the bastards except in emergencies.

Didn't used to be that keen on heights but a skydive sorted that out.
 
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The only thing I'm not too keen on is spiders.

Not a phobia but I'll avoid the bastards except in emergencies.

Didn't used to be that keen on heights but a skydive sorted that out.

Spiders are evil .just pure evil.

Wasps are just as bad though, proper nasty ****s. They serve no purpose , just fly about all day with their little gay wings and think, right which ****s can I sting today.
 
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Spiders are evil .just pure evil.

Wasps are just as bad though, proper nasty ****s. They serve no purpose , just fly about all day with their little gay wings and think, right which ****s can I sting today.


As I posted earlier , I don't mind spiders outside the house they serve a purpose .

Wasps though . Agree 100% what purpose do they serve .



Ants give me the creeps a bit , but only because of the buggers we had when I lived in Africa.

Cheers Commachio , I will have nightmares now <wah>
 
As I posted earlier , I don't mind spiders outside the house they serve a purpose .

Wasps though . Agree 100% what purpose do they serve .



Ants give me the creeps a bit , but only because of the buggers we had when I lived in Africa.

Cheers Commachio , I will have nightmares now <wah>

Have you seen the size of bullet ants
 
Falling to my death -- I need ****ing therapy for it.

I was shaking and had tears in my eyes when I was 700ft in the air on a chair lift in Jamaica a few weeks back. All it had was a flimsy little bar across you. I don't know how people don't fall out to their deaths. My 13 year old daughter was next to me rustling through her bag and looking around with not a care in the world.