Off Topic Phobia

Heights. spiders. Flying. Earwigs,?

You get the just.

I don't know if mine is so much a phobia, but polystyrene

 

Sweetcorn. Not really a phobia but bloody hate the stuff and will avoid anything that has the little yellow nuggets of ****e in it.

 

Lightning and clowns.

 

The sea.

 

Spiders . Only ones in the house though .


Oh , and Flying since 911 .

Used to love flying , but ever since that tragic day , i'm always a bit nervous on a plane .

 

The clowns are my friends.

 

Polystyrene ? Wtf @Commachio

 

I don't have any really. Not keen on snakes but certainly not a phobia.

 

Also I see you put Earwigs in the op? Wtf

 

Ex-Marine paralysed by Polystyrene fear

 

As I get older heights seem to have become a problem, maybe it's just a phase.

Same with flying...people be like 'ahh but it's the safest mode of transport' it's not what I fackin mean though is it?

I can survive 'accidents' in a car..a knock a graze. In an aeroplane if there's a problem, you won't be pulling over to the side...No, you're dead! **** that **** with extreme reluctence

 

I used to love Rollercoasters and thrill rides at the amusement parks etc, but as I've got older the thought of being spun around upside down is far less appealing. Rode the Cyclone at Coney Island a few years ago. It's a 100 year old wooden rollercoaster. None of this smooth swooping and gliding around, it's a proper ****ing bone shaker, throwing you around from side to side and up and down. Was like being in a car crash, literally.

 

Friendly travel tip .

If you are on a plane , and there is a Coloured Stewardess on board . Try and sit as close to her as possible , because the first thing they look for is the Black Box *






























































* Yes I know they are in fact Red , but that ruins my Joke .

 

Fear of heights only gets worse with age.

We are born with very few fears. Loud noises is one of them. The rest we learn and they are extremely hard to unlearn.

 

Not a lover of snakes so avoid long grass and rocky outcrops here.

 

I’d say they were more pinkish but maybe you’ve only had the recently hammered ones.

 

Trust you to lower the tone

 

There’s quite a few on the Spud board that have Argyrophobia.

 

Moi?

 

If snakes are in the wild..I just won't go there...**** that.

I went to a bird's house once, she forgot to mention she got a snake...I said I forgotten something in the car...keys in ignition, I was gaan.