Transfer Rumours Phil Jones

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But allegedly we are after some LW from Monaco called Lopes for £27m....
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Judging by this video he's a similar type of player to Bernardo Silva as he's also a clever left footed RW. He looks really good and has the ability to actually go past a defender as opposed to Ritchie doesn't have the pace to skin a man.
 
I really wish people would at least make an attempt to sound positive about potential signings ..
 
I really wish people would at least make an attempt to sound positive about potential signings ..

NEW JUST IN: We at the Chronicle interviewed a handful of people regarding Newcastles new signing Joelinton

We went to see him in training and were genuinely impressed with his ability. Schar was overheard exclaiming to other players "When I saw him in training I orgasmed so hard my cock actually dropped off". It is not believed this will affect Schar, who should be available for the first game.

Meanwhile Christiano Ronaldo is apparently putting in extra pre-season training as he "wants to be fit enough to lace Joelintons boots" as the inevitable Balon'Dor winning adoptive geordie prepares for his first Premiership season.

Messi has, however, called off his dream move to Newcastle as his doesn't want to live in the shadow of another Brazilian.

The final word has to go to Benitez though who is quoted as saying "mumble, mumble, poor mans Rondon. FACT." in a particularly bitter anti-Ashley rant which most people found undecipherable.
 
NEW JUST IN: We at the Chronicle interviewed a handful of people regarding Newcastles new signing Joelinton

We went to see him in training and were genuinely impressed with his ability. Schar was overheard exclaiming to other players "When I saw him in training I orgasmed so hard my cock actually dropped off". It is not believed this will affect Schar, who should be available for the first game.

Meanwhile Christiano Ronaldo is apparently putting in extra pre-season training as he "wants to be fit enough to lace Joelintons boots" as the inevitable Balon'Dor winning adoptive geordie prepares for his first Premiership season.

Messi has, however, called off his dream move to Newcastle as his doesn't want to live in the shadow of another Brazilian.

The final word has to go to Benitez though who is quoted as saying "mumble, mumble, poor mans Rondon. FACT." in a particularly bitter anti-Ashley rant which most people found undecipherable.


I know its hard to stay grouned , but you could at least retain some sense.
 
"Messi has, however, called off his dream move to Newcastle as his doesn't want to live in the shadow of another Brazilian."

Fighting words, those
 
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