Transfer Rumours Phil Jones

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  1. haslam

    haslam Well-Known Member

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    We will not get that. He's worth more than 10, but not much more than that.
     
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  2. captain wrong

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    I agree mate.

    12 should do
     
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  3. Darren Peacock's Ponytail

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    Uh oh haslam
     
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  4. captain wrong

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    We have sex you know
     
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  5. leez

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    Def. not a player you want. Crap
     
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  6. Hugh Briss

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    Statistically, he's better than Maguire except for passing accuracy.
     
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  7. captain wrong

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    Both are overated
     
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  8. Albert's Chip Shop

    Albert's Chip Shop It’s about to happen....
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    Not happening
     
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  9. Darren Peacock's Ponytail

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    thank duck for that
     
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  10. Kryptonite

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    Judging by this video he's a similar type of player to Bernardo Silva as he's also a clever left footed RW. He looks really good and has the ability to actually go past a defender as opposed to Ritchie doesn't have the pace to skin a man.
     
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    Yep - that should really sweeten the deal for those clubs who are on the fence about Gayle.
     
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  12. Warm Pouch

    Warm Pouch Better than JPF

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    I hope we sign this Ronnie Lopez
     
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  13. haslam

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    Do people actually think it's a possibility? I really don't see it myself, can't see why he would come here.
     
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  14. captain wrong

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    I really wish people would at least make an attempt to sound positive about potential signings ..
     
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    Positive about Phil Jones? <laugh>
    £15m for a 5th choice cb? <laugh>
     
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  16. haslam

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    NEW JUST IN: We at the Chronicle interviewed a handful of people regarding Newcastles new signing Joelinton

    We went to see him in training and were genuinely impressed with his ability. Schar was overheard exclaiming to other players "When I saw him in training I orgasmed so hard my cock actually dropped off". It is not believed this will affect Schar, who should be available for the first game.

    Meanwhile Christiano Ronaldo is apparently putting in extra pre-season training as he "wants to be fit enough to lace Joelintons boots" as the inevitable Balon'Dor winning adoptive geordie prepares for his first Premiership season.

    Messi has, however, called off his dream move to Newcastle as his doesn't want to live in the shadow of another Brazilian.

    The final word has to go to Benitez though who is quoted as saying "mumble, mumble, poor mans Rondon. FACT." in a particularly bitter anti-Ashley rant which most people found undecipherable.
     
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  17. captain wrong

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    I know its hard to stay grouned , but you could at least retain some sense.
     
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  18. haslam

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    What, me? That is from the Chronicle online today mate. Genuine quotes.

    Don't shoot the messenger.
     
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  19. Warm Pouch

    Warm Pouch Better than JPF

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    No but I like the idea of having a Ronnie in our ranks.
     
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  20. Freddd

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    "Messi has, however, called off his dream move to Newcastle as his doesn't want to live in the shadow of another Brazilian."

    Fighting words, those
     
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