Off Topic Personal barber
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If you bought the best razor in the world it would still piss you off when you see it on the side of the bath or the bottom of the shower having been blunted on armpits and legs (stop now).
Mach 3.
Liz Earle sensitive shave creme containing clary sage and shave grass to soothe and calm, purifying eucalyptus, plus naturally derived foaming agents.
Liz Earle after-shaving moisturiser with self-heal extract, borage oil and natural source vitamin E.
Tom Ford velvet orchid or tobacco vanille eau de parfum dependent on mood.
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I ask for mach 3 razors off everyone for Xmas. I make them last the year.
Basically, I ****ing hate shaving and paying £25 of my own money a month towards it would boil my piss.
Basically, I ****ing hate shaving and paying £25 of my own money a month towards it would boil my piss.
Mach 3 followed by a face mask of banana skins.
You too could look like me...
We'll you couldn't, but if you were really lucky...
You too could look like me...
We'll you couldn't, but if you were really lucky...
Ern.
I've no idea what any of that is.
But reading that just made me feel aroused.
And confused.
Chazz for men.
Do what you want to do, be what you want to be...
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I use Harry’s. As I am a sensitive flower, Bic & Gillette will not do. The razors Harry’s provide are excellent, don’t leave razor burn & don’t butcher your chops! The kits look really stylish too.
I heartily recommend them. As I don’t shave often (once a week-ish) I’ve set it up so they post out 8 blades (detachable heads) and one foam every 3 months. Costs around £19 but works out hell of a lot cheaper than regular razors.
If you use this link, you’ll get £5 off your order (and so will I!)
harrys.com/invite/8jv3ub
Ohhhhh Jamie Woood,
Yes he’s very, very goooood,
He does everything he shooooould,
And he makes me pull my pud, Ohhhhh Jamieeee Wooooood......
I can see the appeal of this to someone who needs to shave every day so gets through blades and who doesn't like shopping. No different to having groceries delivered or using Amazon to buy stuff.
Personally I don't shave every day and I have time for and don't mind shopping so it's not for me, but good luck with it all the same.
Personally I don't shave every day and I have time for and don't mind shopping so it's not for me, but good luck with it all the same.
It'll be monogrammed bog paper next scented with jojoba oil with a subtle hint of aloe vera.
Hello to any Vera's who may be reading btw.
Hello to any Vera's who may be reading btw.
I bet you're a torn-up copy of the Daily Mirror down the dunny sort of guy then?
I bet you're a torn-up copy of the Daily Mirror down the dunny sort of guy then?
I just drag me arse along the bath mat when I've finished. A bit like the dog does on the grass.
I bet you're a torn-up copy of the Daily Mirror down the dunny sort of guy then?
This could run for a while but what is the weirdest thing you've ever used after a number 2?
Mines a rhubarb leaf when I got caught short whilst out running.