Chelsea had the advantage of London which tends to appeal to overseas players/managers but I suspect Pedro and Fabregas had a word to let him know that Chelsea are an utter shambles at the minute! No full time manager, captain talking to the press about not being offered a new contract, all the top players angling for a transfer...what a mess!
What you, me and all other forum users must do is stop posting on this board and let Blueman and armchairblue just stay here, blinding us with their relentless wit and rapier humour about the club they don't support or (allegedly) have any interest in. And when they've both laughed and chortled themselves to a literal death, sides spilt asunder, perhaps we'll be allowed back to carry on where we left off.
This thread proves a few chav fans must have had an absolute torrid time, crying into their beers over the last 6 months at the sheer roasting they've received on this forum. Two wins and there's a lot of pent up aggression being released. Fck me they think they've escaped relegation already
I think it's our Chelsea obsession that's the problem. It's what has them camped on the United board not having meltdowns!
Tbf we've ripped the absolute p1ss over the worst title defence in history. The funny thing is I think we actually have a few chavbus fans to rip the p1ss out of before they disappear again.
Or we could just batter them on their own board. I always find that very easy. The more sensible Chelsea fans (only 2 left) actually join in. Great laugh tbh.
The funniest part is they revelled in our post Fergie title defence and then went and trumped it spectacularly! Comedy Club Chelsea.
I like the fact they're still just 6 points off relegation. I expect when they play each of the bottom 3 next they'll be balls deep in the championship.
